I am no more humble than my talents require.

Quote by Oscar Levant

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I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.

I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.

A pun is the lowest form of humor - when you don't think of it...

A pun is the lowest form of humor - when you don't think of it...

I have no trouble with y enemies. But my god damn friends... they are the...

I have no trouble with y enemies. But my god damn friends... they are the...

I have no trouble with my enemies. But my goddam friends,...they are the ones that...

I have no trouble with my enemies. But my goddam friends,...they are the ones that...

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us...

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us...

Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.

Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.

I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.

I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.

I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.

I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us...

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us...

Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.

Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.

I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.

I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.

I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.

I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.

Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.

I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.

I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.

I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.

I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.

So little time, so little to do

So little time, so little to do

I think a lot of Bernstein - but not as much as he does.

I think a lot of Bernstein - but not as much as he does.

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

Schizophrenia beats dining alone.

Schizophrenia beats dining alone.