I have no trouble with my enemies. But my goddam friends,...they are the ones that keep me walking the floor nights

Quote by Oscar Levant

Topics: Friendship Quotes

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

I'm a controversial figure: my friends either dislike me or hate me.

I'm a controversial figure: my friends either dislike me or hate me.

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.

I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us...

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us...

There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.

There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.

I am no more humble than my talents require.

I am no more humble than my talents require.

I am no more humble than my talents require.

I am no more humble than my talents require.

I think a lot of Bernstein - but not as much as he does.

I think a lot of Bernstein - but not as much as he does.

I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.

I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.

I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.

I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.

I don't drink. I don't like it. It makes me feel good.

I don't drink. I don't like it. It makes me feel good.

I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.

I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.

Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.

Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.

I don't drink; I don't like it - it makes me feel good.

I don't drink; I don't like it - it makes me feel good.

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the...

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the...

I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.

I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.

Once Dwight Eisenhower makes up his mind, he's full of indecision.

Once Dwight Eisenhower makes up his mind, he's full of indecision.

So little time and so little to do.

So little time and so little to do.

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.