I have no trouble with my enemies. But my goddam friends,...they are the ones that keep me walking the floor nights
Quote by Oscar Levant
I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.
I have no trouble with y enemies. But my god damn friends... they are the...
I think a lot of Bernstein - but not as much as he does.
What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us...
So little time and so little to do.
I am no more humble than my talents require.
There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to...
Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you'll find the real tinsel underneath.
Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel.
Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.
I'm a controversial figure: my friends either dislike me or hate me.
When I can't sleep, I read a book by Steve Allen.
Schizophrenia beats dining alone.
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us...
Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.
Once Dwight Eisenhower makes up his mind, he's full of indecision.