I have no trouble with my enemies. But my goddam friends,...they are the ones that keep me walking the floor nights

Quote by Oscar Levant

Topics: Friendship Quotes

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the...

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the...

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

I don't drink; I don't like it - it makes me feel good.

I don't drink; I don't like it - it makes me feel good.

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel.

Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel.

Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you'll find the real tinsel underneath.

Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you'll find the real tinsel underneath.

When I can't sleep, I read a book by Steve Allen.

When I can't sleep, I read a book by Steve Allen.

I've given up reading books. I find it takes my mind off myself.

I've given up reading books. I find it takes my mind off myself.

Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.

Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.

I think a lot of Bernstein - but not as much as he does.

I think a lot of Bernstein - but not as much as he does.

I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.

I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us...

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us...

I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.

I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.

There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.

There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.

I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.

I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.

I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.

I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.

I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.

The secret to a long life is to stay busy, get plenty of exercise and...

The secret to a long life is to stay busy, get plenty of exercise and...

Don't spit into the well - you might drink from it later.

Don't spit into the well - you might drink from it later.