Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Quote by Homer Simpson

Topics: Homer Simpson Quotes

Apu I need a keg and a six pack to hold me until I tap...

Apu I need a keg and a six pack to hold me until I tap...

You can't ask God to kill someone, you do your own dirty work.

You can't ask God to kill someone, you do your own dirty work.

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!

That's okay, honey. I used to believe in things too.

That's okay, honey. I used to believe in things too.

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen...

Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen...

Operator, give me the number for 911!

Operator, give me the number for 911!

Sometimes you have to break the rules to free the heart.

Sometimes you have to break the rules to free the heart.

Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what...

Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what...

Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is like another nail.

Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is like another nail.

I don't think anything I've ever done is wrong!

I don't think anything I've ever done is wrong!

To alcohol! The cause of, and solution too, all of lifes problems.

To alcohol! The cause of, and solution too, all of lifes problems.

People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow....

People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow....

Oh yeah drugs, ya gotta have drugs.

Oh yeah drugs, ya gotta have drugs.

Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems

Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems

Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.

Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.

Mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.

Mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.

Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike: you just go in every...

Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike: you just go in every...

This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit.

This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit.

Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.