When 2 couples meet face to face, wives look at each other's dresses, and husbands look at each other's wives!

When 2 couples meet face to face, wives look at each other's dresses, and husbands look at each other's wives!

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The day I stop loving you is the day Lady Gaga decides to wear normal...

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The day I stop loving you is the day Lady Gaga decides to wear normal...

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits

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The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits

When my parents got divorced, there was a custody fight over me. No one showed...

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When my parents got divorced, there was a custody fight over me. No one showed...

Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step...

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Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step...

The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem. Do...

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The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem. Do...

The 8-Track is to today's stereos like what a girlfriend is to wife an earlier,...

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The 8-Track is to today's stereos like what a girlfriend is to wife an earlier,...

There is a reason it's called "Girls gone wild" and NOT "Women gone wild". When...

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There is a reason it's called

May the internet bring you comfort when your family goes insane this holiday season

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May the internet bring you comfort when your family goes insane this holiday season

The reason people use crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bullshit.

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The reason people use crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bullshit.

A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by...

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A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by...

I'm trying to be a sensitive father, you unwanted moron

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I'm trying to be a sensitive father, you unwanted moron

Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

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Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

Don't have sex, cause you will get pregnant and die.

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Don't have sex, cause you will get pregnant and die.

If the guy's a cutie you've got to tap that booty.

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If the guy's a cutie you've got to tap that booty.

A black cat crossing your path signifies..

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A black cat crossing your path signifies..

A woman without her sister is like a bird without wings

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A woman without her sister is like a bird without wings

Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your...

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Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your...

I've found the key to happiness. Stay the hell away from assholes

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I've found the key to happiness. Stay the hell away from assholes

Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take out...

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Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take out...