When my parents got divorced, there was a custody fight over me. No one showed up

Picture Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

When my parents got divorced, there was a custody fight over me. No one showed up

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I'll tell ya my wife and I, we don't think alike She donates money to...

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I'll tell ya my wife and I, we don't think alike She donates money to...

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a...

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I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a...

If it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no sex life at all

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If it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no sex life at all

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them

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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them

We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations. We're doing...

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We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations. We're doing...

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she...

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It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she...

I'm at the age where I want two girls In case I fall asleep they...

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I'm at the age where I want two girls In case I fall asleep they...

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and...

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What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and...

Our culture tells us that all men need to be happy is sex,but men are...

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Our culture tells us that all men need to be happy is sex,but men are...

Much can be inferred about a man from his mistress in her one beholds his...

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Much can be inferred about a man from his mistress in her one beholds his...

When having a one-night stand, men are less choosy than women when it comes to...

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When having a one-night stand, men are less choosy than women when it comes to...

I wish never have to feel the pain when he goes home to his wife

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I wish never have to feel the pain when he goes home to his wife

If your relationship needs to be a secret, then you shouldn't be in that relationship

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If your relationship needs to be a secret, then you shouldn't be in that relationship

Do you know why people cheat and lie? because they know it's easier to get...

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Do you know why people cheat and lie? because they know it's easier to get...

There's three rules of cheating. It's not cheating if you're not the one who's married....

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There's three rules of cheating. It's not cheating if you're not the one who's married....

If he could be just mine alone without her presence always near would I ever...

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If he could be just mine alone without her presence always near would I ever...

If someone betrays you once it's their faults, if they betray you twice it's your...

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If someone betrays you once it's their faults, if they betray you twice it's your...

Usually, cheating men have a good friend who cheated. Hanging around friends who stray makes...

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Usually, cheating men have a good friend who cheated. Hanging around friends who stray makes...

Never settle for being someone's other when you know you have the potential to be...

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Never settle for being someone's other when you know you have the potential to be...

I am a sinner ,a liar But where I am and what I do? How...

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I am a sinner ,a liar But where I am and what I do? How...

Parents need to fill a child's bucket of self-esteem so high that the rest of...

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Parents need to fill a child's bucket of self-esteem so high that the rest of...

I don't have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination

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I don't have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination