When my parents got divorced, there was a custody fight over me. No one showed up

Picture Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

When my parents got divorced, there was a custody fight over me. No one showed up

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I'll tell ya my wife and I, we don't think alike She donates money to...

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I'll tell ya my wife and I, we don't think alike She donates money to...

If it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no sex life at all

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If it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no sex life at all

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she...

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It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she...

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a...

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I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a...

We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations. We're doing...

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We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations. We're doing...

I'm at the age where I want two girls In case I fall asleep they...

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I'm at the age where I want two girls In case I fall asleep they...

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them

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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and...

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What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and...

Cheating doesn't mean you have to kiss, meet or have sex with someone else.

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Cheating doesn't mean you have to kiss, meet or have sex with someone else.

If your cheating husband is frequenting any dating sites, create a fake profile on-line of...

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He says he loves me only i'm the one who brings him joy but would...

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He says he loves me only i'm the one who brings him joy but would...

When someone is mistreated by the one they love, they begin to believe that is...

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When someone is mistreated by the one they love, they begin to believe that is...

Much can be inferred about a man from his mistress in her one beholds his...

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Much can be inferred about a man from his mistress in her one beholds his...

Never settle for being someone's other when you know you have the potential to be...

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Never settle for being someone's other when you know you have the potential to be...

The more one loves a mistress, the more one is ready to hate her

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The more one loves a mistress, the more one is ready to hate her

What men call gallantry, and gods adultery, is much more common where the climate's sultry.

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What men call gallantry, and gods adultery, is much more common where the climate's sultry.

Cheating is easy. Try something more challenging... Like being faithful

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Cheating is easy. Try something more challenging... Like being faithful

Our culture tells us that all men need to be happy is sex,but men are...

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Our culture tells us that all men need to be happy is sex,but men are...

You accuse a woman of wavering affections, but don't blame her, she is just looking...

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You accuse a woman of wavering affections, but don't blame her, she is just looking...

They say try everything once, not everyone once.

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They say try everything once, not everyone once.

They know me in a way no one ever has. They open me to things...

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They know me in a way no one ever has. They open me to things...

Smile, it confuses people!

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Smile, it confuses people!