When my parents got divorced, there was a custody fight over me. No one showed up

Picture Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

When my parents got divorced, there was a custody fight over me. No one showed up

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It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she...

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It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she...

If it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no sex life at all

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If it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no sex life at all

We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations. We're doing...

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We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations. We're doing...

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and...

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What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and...

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them

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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a...

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I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a...

I'm at the age where I want two girls In case I fall asleep they...

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I'm at the age where I want two girls In case I fall asleep they...

I'll tell ya my wife and I, we don't think alike She donates money to...

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I'll tell ya my wife and I, we don't think alike She donates money to...

If you're always looking for reasons not to be with somebody well you'll always find...

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If you're always looking for reasons not to be with somebody well you'll always find...

The only thing that makes it a part of your life, is that you keep...

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The only thing that makes it a part of your life, is that you keep...

There's a guy out there who is going to be really happy that you didn't...

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There's a guy out there who is going to be really happy that you didn't...

And as you move on, remember me, Remember us and all we used to be....

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And as you move on, remember me, Remember us and all we used to be....

You had my heart and soul in your hand and you played it to the...

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You had my heart and soul in your hand and you played it to the...

You can't lose what you never had you can't keep what's not yours and you...

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You can't lose what you never had you can't keep what's not yours and you...

I keep myself busy with things to do but everytime I pause I still think...

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I keep myself busy with things to do but everytime I pause I still think...

Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of...

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Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of...

I am a sinner ,a liar But where I am and what I do? How...

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I am a sinner ,a liar But where I am and what I do? How...

The scars of your love remind me of us They keep me thinking that we...

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The scars of your love remind me of us They keep me thinking that we...

You need to know how to be alone and not be defined by another person....

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You need to know how to be alone and not be defined by another person....

There are stories of couples who never fight or argue and then suddenly to everyone's...

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There are stories of couples who never fight or argue and then suddenly to everyone's...

This woman I met last week says she wants a guy who is "funny and...

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This woman I met last week says she wants a guy who is

Whenever I see your smiling face. I have to smile myself. Because I love you....

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Whenever I see your smiling face. I have to smile myself. Because I love you....