The day I stop loving you is the day Lady Gaga decides to wear normal clothes

The day I stop loving you is the day Lady Gaga decides to wear normal clothes

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We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance

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We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance

Dear Santa, yeah, I was naughty this year and it was worth it, you fat...

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Dear Santa, yeah, I was naughty this year and it was worth it, you fat...

Sometimes the best part of my job is that my chair swivels

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Sometimes the best part of my job is that my chair swivels

Sex is a sensation caused by temptation. A guy sticks his location in a girl's...

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Sex is a sensation caused by temptation. A guy sticks his location in a girl's...

Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits...

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Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits...

A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted

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A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted

I want to breed a dog called 'SnickerDoodle'. I've got the 'oodle' part covered

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I want to breed a dog called 'SnickerDoodle'. I've got the 'oodle' part covered

I knew you would come, Santa! Hey, Santa, where's your big, round belly?

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I knew you would come, Santa! Hey, Santa, where's your big, round belly?

Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

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Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

New Year's Resolution Last year Need to get in shape for spring This year need...

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New Year's Resolution Last year Need to get in shape for spring This year need...

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

If the guy's a cutie you've got to tap that booty.

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If the guy's a cutie you've got to tap that booty.

My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping...

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My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping...

Keep smiling and one day Life will get tired of upsetting you

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Keep smiling and one day Life will get tired of upsetting you

You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

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You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

The PERFECT boyfriend doesn't DRINK, doesn't SMOKE, doesn't CHEAT and doesn't EXIST

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The PERFECT boyfriend doesn't DRINK, doesn't SMOKE, doesn't CHEAT and doesn't EXIST

At supervillain college, crazy laughter is probably a two-semester course

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At supervillain college, crazy laughter is probably a two-semester course

I'm at the age where I want two girls In case I fall asleep they...

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I'm at the age where I want two girls In case I fall asleep they...

I want your ugly I want your disease I want your love love I want...

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I want your ugly I want your disease I want your love love I want...

Trust is like a mirror, you can fix it if it's broken, but you can...

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Trust is like a mirror, you can fix it if it's broken, but you can...

Love is a game in which one always cheats

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Love is a game in which one always cheats