When 2 couples meet face to face, wives look at each other's dresses, and husbands look at each other's wives!

When 2 couples meet face to face, wives look at each other's dresses, and husbands look at each other's wives!

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If it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no sex life at all

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If it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no sex life at all

When a baby is staring at you and their parents aren't looking

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When a baby is staring at you and their parents aren't looking

When nothing goes right.... go left.

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When nothing goes right.... go left.

Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you...

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Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you...

I wish life was a remote. Play the easy times. Pause the good times. Fast...

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I wish life was a remote. Play the easy times. Pause the good times. Fast...

A big bear hug for you.

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A big bear hug for you.

Falling in love is like being the frog disected in biology class. They open you...

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Falling in love is like being the frog disected in biology class. They open you...

Everything I like is either illegal, immoral, fattening, expensive or impossible

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Everything I like is either illegal, immoral, fattening, expensive or impossible

Do you have any books about making friends?

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Do you have any books about making friends?

I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

Santa Claus has the right idea : visit people only once a year

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Santa Claus has the right idea : visit people only once a year

I'm great in bed I can sleep for days.

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I'm great in bed I can sleep for days.

Relationships nowadays = 1 male 1 female 1 hoe 1 ex trying to mess it...

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Relationships nowadays = 1 male 1 female 1 hoe 1 ex trying to mess it...

A woman will always cherish the memory of the man who wanted to marry her...

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A woman will always cherish the memory of the man who wanted to marry her...

Hate to see you leave but love to watch you go. Cause of your butt.

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Hate to see you leave but love to watch you go. Cause of your butt.

If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return...

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If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return...

Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright, Until you hear them...

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Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright, Until you hear them...

When I hired you I knew you were insane I will continue to try and...

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When I hired you I knew you were insane I will continue to try and...

Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take out...

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Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take out...