Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

Picture Quote by Phyllis Diller

Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

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Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

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Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

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A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

When our anger is suppressed, our sadness turns to self-pity.

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When our anger is suppressed, our sadness turns to self-pity.

The more anger towards the past you carry in your heart, the less capable you...

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The more anger towards the past you carry in your heart, the less capable you...

Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to...

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Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to...

Angry people are not always wise.

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Angry people are not always wise.

I don't think your ability to fight has anything to do with how big you...

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I don't think your ability to fight has anything to do with how big you...

Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing...

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Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing...

The more anger towards the past you carry in your heart the less capablle you...

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The more anger towards the past you carry in your heart the less capablle you...

It's better to cry than to be angry; because anger hurts others while tears flow...

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It's better to cry than to be angry; because anger hurts others while tears flow...

The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.

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The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.

Look upon the errors of others in sorrow, not in anger.

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Look upon the errors of others in sorrow, not in anger.

Anger doesn't solve anything It builds nothing, but it can destroy everything

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Anger doesn't solve anything It builds nothing, but it can destroy everything

Trust the one who can see Sorrow behind your smile Love behind your anger Reason...

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Trust the one who can see Sorrow behind your smile Love behind your anger Reason...

Holding onto anger is like drinking poison and expect the other person to die

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Holding onto anger is like drinking poison and expect the other person to die

Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.

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Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.

Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions, chocolate understands.

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Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions, chocolate understands.

A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted

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A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted

The most memorable days usually end with the dirtiest clothes

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The most memorable days usually end with the dirtiest clothes

I'm in my bed you're in yours one of us is in the wrong place.

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I'm in my bed you're in yours one of us is in the wrong place.