I'm trying to be a sensitive father, you unwanted moron

Picture Quote by Homer Simpson

I'm trying to be a sensitive father, you unwanted moron

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Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step...

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Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step...

It symbolize that she's my property and I own her

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It symbolize that she's my property and I own her

Stop thinking of fun and have it

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Stop thinking of fun and have it

Family is not about blood. It's about who is willing to hold your hand when...

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Family is not about blood. It's about who is willing to hold your hand when...

When you look at your life the greatest happiness are family happinesses.

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When you look at your life the greatest happiness are family happinesses.

Born out of wedlock. Put up for adoption at birth. Dropped out of college. Then...

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Born out of wedlock. Put up for adoption at birth. Dropped out of college. Then...

The mildest, drowsiest sister has been known to turn tiger if her sibling is in...

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The mildest, drowsiest sister has been known to turn tiger if her sibling is in...

I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I...

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I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I...

Your parents may not be perfect but they are the most precious gift god has...

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Your parents may not be perfect but they are the most precious gift god has...

When I was little "I'm gonna tell your mom" was the scariest sentence ever

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When I was little

He is happiest, be he king or peasant, who finds peace in his home.

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He is happiest, be he king or peasant, who finds peace in his home.

Blood makes you related. Loyalty makes you family.

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Blood makes you related. Loyalty makes you family.

When our relatives are at home, we have to think of all their good points...

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When our relatives are at home, we have to think of all their good points...

Ask not what your mother can do for you. Ask what you can do for...

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Ask not what your mother can do for you. Ask what you can do for...

It takes hands to build a house but only hearts can build a home

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It takes hands to build a house but only hearts can build a home

I may be the black sheep of the family, but some of the white sheep...

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I may be the black sheep of the family, but some of the white sheep...

If you don't believe in ghosts, you've never been to a family reunion.

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If you don't believe in ghosts, you've never been to a family reunion.

The capacity for friendship is God's way of apologizing for our families.

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The capacity for friendship is God's way of apologizing for our families.

After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations.

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After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations.

Chance made us sisters, hearts made us friends

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Chance made us sisters, hearts made us friends

Every woman may not be queen to her husband but she is always a princess...

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Every woman may not be queen to her husband but she is always a princess...

Birthdays are good for your health. Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays...

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Birthdays are good for your health. Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays...

Whenever I see your smiling face. I have to smile myself. Because I love you....

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Whenever I see your smiling face. I have to smile myself. Because I love you....

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