I'm trying to be a sensitive father, you unwanted moron

Picture Quote by Homer Simpson

I'm trying to be a sensitive father, you unwanted moron

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Stop thinking of fun and have it

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Stop thinking of fun and have it

It symbolize that she's my property and I own her

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It symbolize that she's my property and I own her

Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step...

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Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step...

I love it if a man makes an effort to get to know my parents...

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I love it if a man makes an effort to get to know my parents...

After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations.

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After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations.

When our relatives are at home, we have to think of all their good points...

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When our relatives are at home, we have to think of all their good points...

Chance made us sisters, hearts made us friends

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Chance made us sisters, hearts made us friends

He is happiest, be he king or peasant, who finds peace in his home.

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He is happiest, be he king or peasant, who finds peace in his home.

The capacity for friendship is God's way of apologizing for our families.

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The capacity for friendship is God's way of apologizing for our families.

What can you do to promote world peace. Go home and love your family

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What can you do to promote world peace. Go home and love your family

No family is perfect.. we argue, we fight. We even stop talking to each other...

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No family is perfect.. we argue, we fight. We even stop talking to each other...

When you look at your life the greatest happiness are family happinesses.

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When you look at your life the greatest happiness are family happinesses.

Don't worry about the family that ignores and acts like you don't matter, love the...

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Don't worry about the family that ignores and acts like you don't matter, love the...

Family is not about blood. It's about who is willing to hold your hand when...

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Family is not about blood. It's about who is willing to hold your hand when...

Sister is probably the most competitive relationship within the family, but once the sisters are...

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Sister is probably the most competitive relationship within the family, but once the sisters are...

The greatest thing a father cand do for his daughter is to love her mother

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The greatest thing a father cand do for his daughter is to love her mother

I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I...

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I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I...

A man should never neglect his family for business.

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A man should never neglect his family for business.

Daughter you are loved for the little girl you were.. The special woman you are...

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Daughter you are loved for the little girl you were.. The special woman you are...

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a...

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Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a...

A father is neither an anchor to hold us back, nor a sail to take...

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A father is neither an anchor to hold us back, nor a sail to take...

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I...

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It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I...

I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit...

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I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit...