I'm trying to be a sensitive father, you unwanted moron

Picture Quote by Homer Simpson

I'm trying to be a sensitive father, you unwanted moron

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It symbolize that she's my property and I own her

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It symbolize that she's my property and I own her

Stop thinking of fun and have it

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Stop thinking of fun and have it

Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step...

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Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step...

There's more to life than beer, but who cares

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There's more to life than beer, but who cares

A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by...

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A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by...

Do you ever wonder why Love is like drinking beer ? It's because once you...

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Do you ever wonder why Love is like drinking beer ? It's because once you...

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be...

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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be...

When a baby is staring at you and their parents aren't looking

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When a baby is staring at you and their parents aren't looking

I'll tell ya my wife and I, we don't think alike She donates money to...

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I'll tell ya my wife and I, we don't think alike She donates money to...

The meal is not over when I'm full. The meal is over when I hate...

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The meal is not over when I'm full. The meal is over when I hate...

If it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no sex life at all

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If it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no sex life at all

Delete my feelings for you. Error.The file is too big.

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Delete my feelings for you. Error.The file is too big.

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells.

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I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells.

Im great in bed, I can sleep for days.

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Im great in bed, I can sleep for days.

I swear it wasn't me.. unless it was a good thing then I did it...

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I swear it wasn't me.. unless it was a good thing then I did it...

A wife says to her husband "I want you to whisper dirty things in my...

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A wife says to her husband

The great secret of happiness in love is to be glad that the other fellow...

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The great secret of happiness in love is to be glad that the other fellow...

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

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Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

I always think clothes make you look fat, so I prefer to be naked.

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I always think clothes make you look fat, so I prefer to be naked.

The only 'B' word you should call a woman is 'beautiful' . Bitches love being...

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The only 'B' word you should call a woman is 'beautiful' . Bitches love being...

Find the one who makes your heart smile

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Find the one who makes your heart smile

Most women have a tendency to use negative language about their bodies. Simply changing the...

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Most women have a tendency to use negative language about their bodies. Simply changing the...