I'm trying to be a sensitive father, you unwanted moron

Picture Quote by Homer Simpson

I'm trying to be a sensitive father, you unwanted moron

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It symbolize that she's my property and I own her

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It symbolize that she's my property and I own her

Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step...

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Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step...

Stop thinking of fun and have it

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Stop thinking of fun and have it

Instead of wondering when your nest vacation is, maybe you should set up a life...

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Instead of wondering when your nest vacation is, maybe you should set up a life...

You have to have fun to the things that you do.

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You have to have fun to the things that you do.

Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.

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Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.

Its kind of fun to do the impossible.

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Its kind of fun to do the impossible.

Girls like you Love fun, yeah me too What I want when I come through...

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Girls like you Love fun, yeah me too What I want when I come through...

In every job that must be done there is an element of fun.

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In every job that must be done there is an element of fun.

My wife wanted me to take her somewhere expensive last night.

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My wife wanted me to take her somewhere expensive last night.

There's more to life than beer, but who cares

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There's more to life than beer, but who cares

Relationships nowadays = 1 male 1 female 1 hoe 1 ex trying to mess it...

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Relationships nowadays = 1 male 1 female 1 hoe 1 ex trying to mess it...

A quiet man is a thinking man, a quiet women is hatching plan

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A quiet man is a thinking man, a quiet women is hatching plan

When I was little "I'm gonna tell your mom" was the scariest sentence ever

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When I was little

Knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting one in a fruit...

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Knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting one in a fruit...

Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start...

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Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start...

A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth

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A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth

Ability is : When you can make three generations of people laugh their socks off...

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Ability is : When you can make three generations of people laugh their socks off...

I swear it wasn't me.. unless it was a good thing then I did it...

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I swear it wasn't me.. unless it was a good thing then I did it...

It's useless to hold a person to anything they say when they are in love,...

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It's useless to hold a person to anything they say when they are in love,...

Be thankful for what you have; you'll end up having more.If you concentrate on what...

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Be thankful for what you have; you'll end up having more.If you concentrate on what...