I'm trying to be a sensitive father, you unwanted moron

Picture Quote by Homer Simpson

I'm trying to be a sensitive father, you unwanted moron

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Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step...

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Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step...

It symbolize that she's my property and I own her

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It symbolize that she's my property and I own her

Stop thinking of fun and have it

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Stop thinking of fun and have it

Instead of wondering when your nest vacation is, maybe you should set up a life...

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Instead of wondering when your nest vacation is, maybe you should set up a life...

You have to have fun to the things that you do.

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You have to have fun to the things that you do.

Girls like you Love fun, yeah me too What I want when I come through...

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Girls like you Love fun, yeah me too What I want when I come through...

Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.

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Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.

Its kind of fun to do the impossible.

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Its kind of fun to do the impossible.

In every job that must be done there is an element of fun.

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In every job that must be done there is an element of fun.

A witty saying proves nothing

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A witty saying proves nothing

The only reason Debra keeps me alive it to open jars and kill bugs.

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The only reason Debra keeps me alive it to open jars and kill bugs.

I don't have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination

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I don't have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination

As I have grown older I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible. But pissing everyone...

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As I have grown older I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible. But pissing everyone...

I want to breed a dog called 'SnickerDoodle'. I've got the 'oodle' part covered

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I want to breed a dog called 'SnickerDoodle'. I've got the 'oodle' part covered

We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations. We're doing...

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We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations. We're doing...

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks...

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When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks...

In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland....

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In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland....

So many books, so little time.

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So many books, so little time.

Dr. Cuddy: When's the last time you showered? House: Scent of a man. I realize...

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Dr. Cuddy: When's the last time you showered? House: Scent of a man. I realize...

I want your ugly I want your disease I want your love love I want...

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I want your ugly I want your disease I want your love love I want...

He who sacrifices his conscience to ambition burns a picture to obtain the ashes

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He who sacrifices his conscience to ambition burns a picture to obtain the ashes