I'm trying to be a sensitive father, you unwanted moron

Picture Quote by Homer Simpson

I'm trying to be a sensitive father, you unwanted moron

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It symbolize that she's my property and I own her

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It symbolize that she's my property and I own her

Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step...

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Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step...

Stop thinking of fun and have it

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Stop thinking of fun and have it

Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.

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Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.

In every job that must be done there is an element of fun.

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In every job that must be done there is an element of fun.

Instead of wondering when your nest vacation is, maybe you should set up a life...

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Instead of wondering when your nest vacation is, maybe you should set up a life...

Its kind of fun to do the impossible.

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Its kind of fun to do the impossible.

You have to have fun to the things that you do.

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You have to have fun to the things that you do.

Girls like you Love fun, yeah me too What I want when I come through...

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Girls like you Love fun, yeah me too What I want when I come through...

The PERFECT boyfriend doesn't DRINK, doesn't SMOKE, doesn't CHEAT and doesn't EXIST

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The PERFECT boyfriend doesn't DRINK, doesn't SMOKE, doesn't CHEAT and doesn't EXIST

What I feel like when I stop at a red light next to the ladies......

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What I feel like when I stop at a red light next to the ladies......

Birthdays are good for your health. Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays...

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Birthdays are good for your health. Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays...

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be...

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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be...

You can never make the same mistake twice because the second time you make it,...

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You can never make the same mistake twice because the second time you make it,...

As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot

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As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot

Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right.

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Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right.

Don't Panic.Organize!

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Don't Panic.Organize!

Be happy in front of people who don't like you, 'It kills them'

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Be happy in front of people who don't like you, 'It kills them'

Dear Santa, yeah, I was naughty this year and it was worth it, you fat...

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Dear Santa, yeah, I was naughty this year and it was worth it, you fat...

He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've...

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He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've...

The person, be it gentelman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel...

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The person, be it gentelman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel...