I'm trying to be a sensitive father, you unwanted moron

Picture Quote by Homer Simpson

I'm trying to be a sensitive father, you unwanted moron

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Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step...

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Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step...

It symbolize that she's my property and I own her

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It symbolize that she's my property and I own her

Stop thinking of fun and have it

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Stop thinking of fun and have it

Instead of wondering when your nest vacation is, maybe you should set up a life...

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Instead of wondering when your nest vacation is, maybe you should set up a life...

Girls like you Love fun, yeah me too What I want when I come through...

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Girls like you Love fun, yeah me too What I want when I come through...

Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.

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Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.

In every job that must be done there is an element of fun.

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In every job that must be done there is an element of fun.

You have to have fun to the things that you do.

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You have to have fun to the things that you do.

Its kind of fun to do the impossible.

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Its kind of fun to do the impossible.

The only problem with sleeping with strangers is.. they're strange

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The only problem with sleeping with strangers is.. they're strange

Would I rather be feared or loved. Easy, both. I want people to be afraid...

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Would I rather be feared or loved. Easy, both. I want people to be afraid...

Murphy's Law : Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself

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Murphy's Law : Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself

I wish life was a remote. Play the easy times. Pause the good times. Fast...

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I wish life was a remote. Play the easy times. Pause the good times. Fast...

Would you like some aloe vera? You just got burned!

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Would you like some aloe vera? You just got burned!

Sometimes the best part of my job is that my chair swivels

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Sometimes the best part of my job is that my chair swivels

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a...

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I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a...

All I want for Christmas is Money.

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All I want for Christmas is Money.

Time spent with cats is never wasted

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Time spent with cats is never wasted

The only reason Debra keeps me alive it to open jars and kill bugs.

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The only reason Debra keeps me alive it to open jars and kill bugs.

The 8-Track is to today's stereos like what a girlfriend is to wife an earlier,...

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The 8-Track is to today's stereos like what a girlfriend is to wife an earlier,...

When you stop doing things for fun you might as well be dead

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When you stop doing things for fun you might as well be dead