A woman without her sister is like a bird without wings

A woman without her sister is like a bird without wings

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Relationships are like birds, if you hold tightly they die, if you hold loosely they...

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Relationships are like birds, if you hold tightly they die, if you hold loosely they...

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

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When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex she objects.

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My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex she objects.

You know someone is your true friend if you tell a secret and the next...

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You know someone is your true friend if you tell a secret and the next...

If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous...

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If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous...

On the 12th of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, 12 dudes I'm blocking, 11...

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On the 12th of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, 12 dudes I'm blocking, 11...

If you're good at something Never Do it for free

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If you're good at something Never Do it for free

Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree, in the eyes of children, they...

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Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree, in the eyes of children, they...

The most memorable days usually end with the dirtiest clothes

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The most memorable days usually end with the dirtiest clothes

Would you like some aloe vera? You just got burned!

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Would you like some aloe vera? You just got burned!

Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better...

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Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better...

So many books, so little time.

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So many books, so little time.

What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.

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What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.

I prefer an interesting vice to a virtue that bores

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I prefer an interesting vice to a virtue that bores

You know how they say that you can't live without love? Well oxigen is even...

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You know how they say that you can't live without love? Well oxigen is even...

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known,...

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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known,...

A man in love is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.

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A man in love is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.

Friends joke with one another. Hey, you're poor. Hey, your momma's dead. That's what friends...

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Friends joke with one another. Hey, you're poor. Hey, your momma's dead. That's what friends...

Sister is probably the most competitive relationship within the family, but once the sisters are...

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Sister is probably the most competitive relationship within the family, but once the sisters are...

If you have a sister and she dies, do you stop saying you have one?...

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If you have a sister and she dies, do you stop saying you have one?...

From your parents you learn love and laughter and how to put one foot in...

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From your parents you learn love and laughter and how to put one foot in...

Women are sensitive. They over think every little thing. They care way more than they...

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Women are sensitive. They over think every little thing. They care way more than they...