A woman without her sister is like a bird without wings

A woman without her sister is like a bird without wings

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Relationships are like birds, if you hold tightly they die, if you hold loosely they...

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Relationships are like birds, if you hold tightly they die, if you hold loosely they...

If I had not gone into Monty Python, I probably would have stuck to my...

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If I had not gone into Monty Python, I probably would have stuck to my...

The next time someone asks if you have a sec, tell them 'Actually, I have...

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The next time someone asks if you have a sec, tell them 'Actually, I have...

If you're good at something Never Do it for free

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If you're good at something Never Do it for free

They love their hair because they're not smart enough to love something more interesting.

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They love their hair because they're not smart enough to love something more interesting.

Im great in bed, I can sleep for days.

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Im great in bed, I can sleep for days.

All I want for Christmas is Money.

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All I want for Christmas is Money.

Is that Vicondin? Breath mint. Thought you were going to kiss me

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Is that Vicondin? Breath mint. Thought you were going to kiss me

Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start...

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Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start...

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is...

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Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is...

Love is a blind whore with mental disease and no sense of humor

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Love is a blind whore with mental disease and no sense of humor

New Year's Resolutions This year I resolve to be more democratic and I've made a...

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New Year's Resolutions This year I resolve to be more democratic and I've made a...

An old man: You're Dr. House, aren't you? House: Oh God, donÂ´t tell we used...

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An old man: You're Dr. House, aren't you? House: Oh God, donÂ´t tell we used...

Why Trick or Treating is better than Sex? You can do the whole neighborhood.

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Why Trick or Treating is better than Sex? You can do the whole neighborhood.

I made me laugh

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I made me laugh

Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree; Your ornaments are history.

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Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree; Your ornaments are history.

After one look at this planet, any visitor from outer space would say I want...

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After one look at this planet, any visitor from outer space would say I want...

The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much

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The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much

No one looks back on their and remembers the nights they had plenty of sleep

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No one looks back on their and remembers the nights they had plenty of sleep

In the cookies of life, sisters are the chocolate chips

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In the cookies of life, sisters are the chocolate chips

Until you spread your wings you will have no idea how far you can fly

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Until you spread your wings you will have no idea how far you can fly

A man can keep another's secret better than his own. A woman her own better...

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A man can keep another's secret better than his own. A woman her own better...