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Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.

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Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.

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Im great in bed, I can sleep for days.

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Im great in bed, I can sleep for days.

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work

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My wife wanted me to take her somewhere expensive last night.

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My wife wanted me to take her somewhere expensive last night.

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Be happy in front of people who don't like you, 'It kills them'

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