I've found the key to happiness. Stay the hell away from assholes

I've found the key to happiness. Stay the hell away from assholes

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Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self esteem, first make sure that you...

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Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self esteem, first make sure that you...

I've found the key to happiness. Stay the hell away from assholes.

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I've found the key to happiness. Stay the hell away from assholes.

My friends praise me and make an ass of me, now my foes tell me...

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My friends praise me and make an ass of me, now my foes tell me...

Dear Santa, please send me a baby brother. Santa wrote back: Send me your mother!

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Dear Santa, please send me a baby brother. Santa wrote back: Send me your mother!

I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot

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I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot

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Haloween=candy Thanksgiving=food Christmas=gifts New Year=drinks Valentines=sex Birthday=All the above.jpg

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

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Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

When 2 couples meet face to face, wives look at each other's dresses, and husbands...

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When 2 couples meet face to face, wives look at each other's dresses, and husbands...

If I had a dollar for every time someone told me I was pretty, I...

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If I had a dollar for every time someone told me I was pretty, I...

Sex is a sensation caused by temptation. A guy sticks his location in a girl's...

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Sex is a sensation caused by temptation. A guy sticks his location in a girl's...

The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is...

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The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is...

Laughing at your own mistake can lengthen your life. Laughing at your wife’s mistakes can...

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Laughing at your own mistake can lengthen your life. Laughing at your wife’s mistakes can...

The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where...

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The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where...

Why Trick or Treating is better than Sex? You can do the whole neighborhood.

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Why Trick or Treating is better than Sex? You can do the whole neighborhood.

The great secret of happiness in love is to be glad that the other fellow...

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The great secret of happiness in love is to be glad that the other fellow...

Santa Claus has the right idea : visit people only once a year

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Santa Claus has the right idea : visit people only once a year

I can always make you smile

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I can always make you smile

Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or play with...

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Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or play with...

Please don't lie to me, unless you're absolutely sure I'll never find out the truth.

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Please don't lie to me, unless you're absolutely sure I'll never find out the truth.

You know someone is your true friend if you tell a secret and the next...

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You know someone is your true friend if you tell a secret and the next...

Happiness is falling asleep next to you and waking up thinking I'm still in my...

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Happiness is falling asleep next to you and waking up thinking I'm still in my...

If you accept the expectations of others, especially negative ones, then you never will change...

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If you accept the expectations of others, especially negative ones, then you never will change...