Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take out the garbage.

Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take out the garbage.

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The idea behind the tuxedo is the woman's point of view that men are all...

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The idea behind the tuxedo is the woman's point of view that men are all...

Do you have any books about making friends?

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Do you have any books about making friends?

You know how they say that you can't live without love? Well oxigen is even...

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You know how they say that you can't live without love? Well oxigen is even...

If I had not gone into Monty Python, I probably would have stuck to my...

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If I had not gone into Monty Python, I probably would have stuck to my...

The only time you should look in your neighbor's bowl is to make sure that...

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The only time you should look in your neighbor's bowl is to make sure that...

What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger

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What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger

All right, you guys, just permit me one sentimental moment here. I have something to...

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All right, you guys, just permit me one sentimental moment here. I have something to...

Relationships nowadays = 1 male 1 female 1 hoe 1 ex trying to mess it...

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Relationships nowadays = 1 male 1 female 1 hoe 1 ex trying to mess it...

Life is far too serious a thing to talk seriously about.

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Life is far too serious a thing to talk seriously about.

I'm great in bed I can sleep for days.

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I'm great in bed I can sleep for days.

They love their hair because they're not smart enough to love something more interesting.

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They love their hair because they're not smart enough to love something more interesting.

It symbolize that she's my property and I own her

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It symbolize that she's my property and I own her

Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better...

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Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better...

What exactly does expression mean "friends with benefits"? Does he provide her with health insurance?

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What exactly does expression mean

I've got six kids. I'm not done. I'm going to keep having kids until I...

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I've got six kids. I'm not done. I'm going to keep having kids until I...

Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions, chocolate understands.

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Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions, chocolate understands.

Dr. Cameron: You want me to tell a man whose wife is about to die...

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Dr. Cameron: You want me to tell a man whose wife is about to die...

Always have a friend with you on Christmas... who can take you back home when...

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Always have a friend with you on Christmas... who can take you back home when...

When 2 couples meet face to face, wives look at each other's dresses, and husbands...

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When 2 couples meet face to face, wives look at each other's dresses, and husbands...

You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching, Love like you'll never be hurt, Sing like...

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You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching, Love like you'll never be hurt, Sing like...

I may not be your first kiss, first love, or first anything but as long...

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I may not be your first kiss, first love, or first anything but as long...