Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your feet.

Picture Quote by P.J. O'Rourke

Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your feet.

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Peace on earth will come to stay, When we live Christmas every day.

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Peace on earth will come to stay, When we live Christmas every day.

On Christmas day better than a wrapped present, a shared experience like a concert, opera,...

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On Christmas day better than a wrapped present, a shared experience like a concert, opera,...

It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air.

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It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air.

Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity...

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Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity...

Let's Kiss For Christmas, For our love is strong, Let's Kiss For Christmas, Together is...

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Let's Kiss For Christmas, For our love is strong, Let's Kiss For Christmas, Together is...

Christmas is not the time for regrets. That's what anniversaries are for.

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Christmas is not the time for regrets. That's what anniversaries are for.

The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear

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The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear

How do you know Santa has to be a man? No woman is going to...

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How do you know Santa has to be a man? No woman is going to...

Remember, if Christmas isn't found in your heart, you won't find it under a tree.

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Remember, if Christmas isn't found in your heart, you won't find it under a tree.

May the Spirit of Christmas bring you peace.The Gladness of Christmas give you hope.The Warmth...

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May the Spirit of Christmas bring you peace.The Gladness of Christmas give you hope.The Warmth...

Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love!

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Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love!

The joy of brightening other lives, bearing each others' burdens, easing other's loads and supplanting...

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The joy of brightening other lives, bearing each others' burdens, easing other's loads and supplanting...

I could never feel the winter cold as long as I have you to hold.

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I could never feel the winter cold as long as I have you to hold.

Most women love old-fashioned finds, on Christmas give her a photo of the two of...

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Most women love old-fashioned finds, on Christmas give her a photo of the two of...

Dear Santa, I just want to be happy

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Dear Santa, I just want to be happy

Dear Santa, I've been good this year. Ok. most of the time. Once in a...

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Dear Santa, I've been good this year. Ok. most of the time. Once in a...

The biggest present comes in the smallest box. Merry Christmas!

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The biggest present comes in the smallest box. Merry Christmas!

May all your dreams come true, this Christmas. May Santa Claus bring joy and luck...

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May all your dreams come true, this Christmas. May Santa Claus bring joy and luck...

When a baby is staring at you and their parents aren't looking

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When a baby is staring at you and their parents aren't looking

Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our heart, other people walk...

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Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our heart, other people walk...

We live alone, we die alone. Everything else is just an illusion.

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We live alone, we die alone. Everything else is just an illusion.

House Rules: Love each other Hold your head high Try everything once Laugh a lot...

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House Rules: Love each other Hold your head high Try everything once Laugh a lot...