Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your feet.

Picture Quote by P.J. O'Rourke

Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your feet.

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Presents are the best way to show someone how much you care. It is like...

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Presents are the best way to show someone how much you care. It is like...

Once bitten and twice shy I keep my distance but you still catch my eye...

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Once bitten and twice shy I keep my distance but you still catch my eye...

Dear Santa, This year please give a big fat bank account and a slim body....

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Dear Santa, This year please give a big fat bank account and a slim body....

I want snow this Christmas!

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I want snow this Christmas!

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart But the very next day, You gave it...

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart But the very next day, You gave it...

Always have a friend with you on Christmas... who can take you back home when...

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Always have a friend with you on Christmas... who can take you back home when...

What's Christmas without a gift, huh? So here's me...with something special for you! It's the...

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What's Christmas without a gift, huh? So here's me...with something special for you! It's the...

Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love!

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Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love!

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work...

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Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work...

Dear Santa, I just want to be happy

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Dear Santa, I just want to be happy

When I think of the most wonderful moments of Christmas: the warmth, the sharing, the...

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When I think of the most wonderful moments of Christmas: the warmth, the sharing, the...

I love winter for finding the perfect present for someone.

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I love winter for finding the perfect present for someone.

When you stop believing in Santa you get underwear

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When you stop believing in Santa you get underwear

May the spirit of Christmas bring you peace

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May the spirit of Christmas bring you peace

Miles can never come between us. You are always on my mind and in my...

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Miles can never come between us. You are always on my mind and in my...

Sweet but twisted.. does that make me a candy cane

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Sweet but twisted.. does that make me a candy cane

May the Spirit of Christmas bring you peace.The Gladness of Christmas give you hope.The Warmth...

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May the Spirit of Christmas bring you peace.The Gladness of Christmas give you hope.The Warmth...

Dear Santa, yeah, I was naughty this year and it was worth it, you fat...

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Dear Santa, yeah, I was naughty this year and it was worth it, you fat...

My brain is like the Bermuda Triangle. Information goes in and then it's never found...

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My brain is like the Bermuda Triangle. Information goes in and then it's never found...

If a woman is upset, hold her and tell her how beautiful she is. If...

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If a woman is upset, hold her and tell her how beautiful she is. If...

Life isn't about finding yourself, Life is about creating yourself

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Life isn't about finding yourself, Life is about creating yourself

Silence is the best answer of all stupid questions. Smile is the best reaction in...

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Silence is the best answer of all stupid questions. Smile is the best reaction in...