Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your feet.

Picture Quote by P.J. O'Rourke

Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your feet.

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Christmas is not the time for regrets. That's what anniversaries are for.

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Christmas is not the time for regrets. That's what anniversaries are for.

Things I love about winter when the tree is the only light in the room.

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Things I love about winter when the tree is the only light in the room.

Christmas is the day that hold all time together.

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Christmas is the day that hold all time together.

May the Spirit of Christmas bring you peace.The Gladness of Christmas give you hope.The Warmth...

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May the Spirit of Christmas bring you peace.The Gladness of Christmas give you hope.The Warmth...

Hope your holidays are filled with love!

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Hope your holidays are filled with love!

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas

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It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas

Baby it's cold outside so let me wrap you in my arms tonight

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Baby it's cold outside so let me wrap you in my arms tonight

Dear Santa, I've been a very good boy all year. Please stop here

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Dear Santa, I've been a very good boy all year. Please stop here

What's Christmas without a gift, huh? So here's me...with something special for you! It's the...

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What's Christmas without a gift, huh? So here's me...with something special for you! It's the...

Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more...

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Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more...

The most enduring traditions of the season are best enjoyed in the warm embrace of...

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The most enduring traditions of the season are best enjoyed in the warm embrace of...

Santa Claus has the right idea : visit people only once a year

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Santa Claus has the right idea : visit people only once a year

I played Santa Claus many times, if you don't believe it, check out the divorce...

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I played Santa Claus many times, if you don't believe it, check out the divorce...

Dear Santa, I've been good all ..

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Dear Santa, I've been good all ..

What do monkeys sing at Christmas ? Jungle Bells, Jungle bells !

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What do monkeys sing at Christmas ? Jungle Bells, Jungle bells !

A hug is the perfect gift. One size fits all and nobody minds if you...

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A hug is the perfect gift. One size fits all and nobody minds if you...

I don't want a lot for Christmas There's just one thing I need I don't...

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I don't want a lot for Christmas There's just one thing I need I don't...

Dear Santa, please send me a baby brother. Santa wrote back: Send me your mother!

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Dear Santa, please send me a baby brother. Santa wrote back: Send me your mother!

Come out of the closet and still be awesome CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

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Come out of the closet and still be awesome CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

Golden rule: I do not buy dinner to get yes. Dinner's a very intimate activity....

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Golden rule: I do not buy dinner to get yes. Dinner's a very intimate activity....

To choose doubt as a philosophy of life is akin to choosing immobility as a...

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To choose doubt as a philosophy of life is akin to choosing immobility as a...

A smile is the light in your window that tells others that there is a...

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A smile is the light in your window that tells others that there is a...