Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!

Picture Quote by Homer Simpson

Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!

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It symbolize that she's my property and I own her

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It symbolize that she's my property and I own her

I'm trying to be a sensitive father, you unwanted moron

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I'm trying to be a sensitive father, you unwanted moron

Stop thinking of fun and have it

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Stop thinking of fun and have it

Girls like you Love fun, yeah me too What I want when I come through...

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Girls like you Love fun, yeah me too What I want when I come through...

Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.

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Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.

Instead of wondering when your nest vacation is, maybe you should set up a life...

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Instead of wondering when your nest vacation is, maybe you should set up a life...

In every job that must be done there is an element of fun.

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In every job that must be done there is an element of fun.

Its kind of fun to do the impossible.

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Its kind of fun to do the impossible.

You have to have fun to the things that you do.

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You have to have fun to the things that you do.

New Year's Resolution Last year Need to get in shape for spring This year need...

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New Year's Resolution Last year Need to get in shape for spring This year need...

There is a reason it's called "Girls gone wild" and NOT "Women gone wild". When...

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There is a reason it's called

House: No, I hired you because you look good; it's like having a nice piece...

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House: No, I hired you because you look good; it's like having a nice piece...

If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told...

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If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told...

It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that...

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It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that...

The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where...

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The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where...

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

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When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

If I had not gone into Monty Python, I probably would have stuck to my...

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If I had not gone into Monty Python, I probably would have stuck to my...

When I hired you I knew you were insane I will continue to try and...

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When I hired you I knew you were insane I will continue to try and...

Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status....

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Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status....

New Year New Girlfriend New Problems.

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New Year New Girlfriend New Problems.

I feared people's opinions until I learned that people would have opinions about me anyway.

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I feared people's opinions until I learned that people would have opinions about me anyway.