Stop thinking of fun and have it

Picture Quote by Homer Simpson

Stop thinking of fun and have it

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It symbolize that she's my property and I own her

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It symbolize that she's my property and I own her

I'm trying to be a sensitive father, you unwanted moron

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I'm trying to be a sensitive father, you unwanted moron

Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step...

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Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step...

There's more to life than beer, but who cares

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There's more to life than beer, but who cares

A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by...

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A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by...

I'm great in bed I can sleep for days.

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I'm great in bed I can sleep for days.

I like nonsense it wakes up the brain cells

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I like nonsense it wakes up the brain cells

Don't Panic.Organize!

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Don't Panic.Organize!

To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove...

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To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove...

Delete my feelings for you. Error.The file is too big.

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Delete my feelings for you. Error.The file is too big.

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits

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The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits

Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your...

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Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your...

Okay, we took off our clothes, I got on top of you.. How long 'til...

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Okay, we took off our clothes, I got on top of you.. How long 'til...

The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where...

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The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where...

Dear Santa, please send me a baby brother. Santa wrote back: Send me your mother!

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Dear Santa, please send me a baby brother. Santa wrote back: Send me your mother!

I really wanted to buy each of the kids something fabulous. But have you seen...

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I really wanted to buy each of the kids something fabulous. But have you seen...

Gravity is not responsible for people falling in love.

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Gravity is not responsible for people falling in love.

Relationships nowadays = 1 male 1 female 1 hoe 1 ex trying to mess it...

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Relationships nowadays = 1 male 1 female 1 hoe 1 ex trying to mess it...

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance

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We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance

By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. if you...

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By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. if you...

Silence and smile are two powerful tools. Smile is the way to solve many problems...

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Silence and smile are two powerful tools. Smile is the way to solve many problems...

"How are you going to feel when he sees you without any makeup?" "I'm not...

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