The more you do, the more mistakes you'll make

The more you do, the more mistakes you'll make

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All right, you guys, just permit me one sentimental moment here. I have something to...

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All right, you guys, just permit me one sentimental moment here. I have something to...

Im great in bed, I can sleep for days.

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Im great in bed, I can sleep for days.

Okay, we took off our clothes, I got on top of you.. How long 'til...

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Okay, we took off our clothes, I got on top of you.. How long 'til...

They love their hair because they're not smart enough to love something more interesting.

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They love their hair because they're not smart enough to love something more interesting.

A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice.

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A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice.

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits

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The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits

Sometimes I pretend to be normal. but it gets boring so I go back to...

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Sometimes I pretend to be normal. but it gets boring so I go back to...

The meal is not over when I'm full. The meal is over when I hate...

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The meal is not over when I'm full. The meal is over when I hate...

I don't have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination

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I don't have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known,...

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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known,...

You can never make the same mistake twice because the second time you make it,...

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You can never make the same mistake twice because the second time you make it,...

The simplest explanation is almost always somebody screwed up. Arrogance has to be earned. Anomalies...

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The simplest explanation is almost always somebody screwed up. Arrogance has to be earned. Anomalies...

You know we're good friends when I no longer feel the need to clean up...

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You know we're good friends when I no longer feel the need to clean up...

My brain is like the Bermuda Triangle. Information goes in and then it's never found...

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My brain is like the Bermuda Triangle. Information goes in and then it's never found...

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

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Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

Valentine's Day is coming up ? Oh Crap!- I forgot to get a girlfriend again.

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Valentine's Day is coming up ? Oh Crap!- I forgot to get a girlfriend again.

I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life....

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I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life....

How do you know Santa has to be a man? No woman is going to...

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How do you know Santa has to be a man? No woman is going to...

Storms don't last forever.

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Storms don't last forever.

Peace comes from within, do not seek it without

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Peace comes from within, do not seek it without

In every job that must be done there is an element of fun.

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In every job that must be done there is an element of fun.

On Earning: "Never depend on single income. Make investment to create a second source." On...

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Work like you don't need the money Love like you've never been hurt Dance like...

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Work like you don't need the money Love like you've never been hurt Dance like...