Dear Santa, please send me a baby brother. Santa wrote back: Send me your mother!

Dear Santa, please send me a baby brother. Santa wrote back: Send me your mother!

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If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told...

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If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told...

All I want for Christmas is to be loved by you.

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All I want for Christmas is to be loved by you.

What's Christmas without a gift, huh? So here's me...with something special for you! It's the...

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What's Christmas without a gift, huh? So here's me...with something special for you! It's the...

Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is my lover

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Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is my lover

May peace be your gift at Christmas and your blessing all year through!

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May peace be your gift at Christmas and your blessing all year through!

I'll be your Christmas toy I'll touch you with warmth and joy I'll be waiting...

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I'll be your Christmas toy I'll touch you with warmth and joy I'll be waiting...

Dear Santa, I would like a new Birthday Suit this year. My current one is...

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Dear Santa, I would like a new Birthday Suit this year. My current one is...

Perhaps the best Yuletide decoration is being wreathed in smiles.

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Perhaps the best Yuletide decoration is being wreathed in smiles.

This Christmas, I have nothing else to wish for.. I already got YOU! Merry Christmas...

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This Christmas, I have nothing else to wish for.. I already got YOU! Merry Christmas...

Merry Christmas

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Merry Christmas

I don't want a lot for Christmas There's just one thing I need I don't...

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I don't want a lot for Christmas There's just one thing I need I don't...

Christmas Eve was a night of song that wrapped itself about you like a shawl....

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Christmas Eve was a night of song that wrapped itself about you like a shawl....

Christmas hugs! Take one and pass me on. Hurry before I melt!

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Christmas hugs! Take one and pass me on. Hurry before I melt!

May the internet bring you comfort when your family goes insane this holiday season

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May the internet bring you comfort when your family goes insane this holiday season

What do monkeys sing at Christmas ? Jungle Bells, Jungle bells !

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What do monkeys sing at Christmas ? Jungle Bells, Jungle bells !

Christmas is a time when you get homesick - even when you're home.

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Christmas is a time when you get homesick - even when you're home.

I learned to GIVE not because I have much but because I know exactly how...

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I learned to GIVE not because I have much but because I know exactly how...

Christmas gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, your...

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Christmas gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, your...

Valentine's Day is coming up ? Oh Crap!- I forgot to get a girlfriend again.

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Valentine's Day is coming up ? Oh Crap!- I forgot to get a girlfriend again.

Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or play with...

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Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or play with...

Dear Santa, yeah, I was naughty this year and it was worth it, you fat...

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Dear Santa, yeah, I was naughty this year and it was worth it, you fat...