To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it.

Picture Quote by Cary Grant

To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it.

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When people tell you how young you look, they are telling you how old you...

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When people tell you how young you look, they are telling you how old you...

Some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again.

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Some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again.

We grow gray in our spirit long before we grow gray in our hair

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We grow gray in our spirit long before we grow gray in our hair

Youth can not know how age thinks and feels. But old men are guilty if...

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Youth can not know how age thinks and feels. But old men are guilty if...

Age does not protect you from love, but love to some extent protects you from...

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Age does not protect you from love, but love to some extent protects you from...

Age is something that doesn't matter unless you're a cheese.

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Age is something that doesn't matter unless you're a cheese.

Love is no respecter of age or practicality Neither morality: unabashed She enters where she...

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Love is no respecter of age or practicality Neither morality: unabashed She enters where she...

Age is whatever you think it is. You are as old as you think you...

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Age is whatever you think it is. You are as old as you think you...

Age ain't nothing but a number when it comes to loving someone.

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Age ain't nothing but a number when it comes to loving someone.

Be equal to your talent, not your age. At times let the gap between them...

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Be equal to your talent, not your age. At times let the gap between them...

Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.

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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.

Age may wrinkle the face, but lack of enthusiasm wrinkles the soul

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Age may wrinkle the face, but lack of enthusiasm wrinkles the soul

I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life....

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I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life....

To be old and wise you must first have to be young and stupid

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To be old and wise you must first have to be young and stupid

I'm at the age where I want two girls In case I fall asleep they...

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I'm at the age where I want two girls In case I fall asleep they...

In the age of information ignorance is a choice.

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In the age of information ignorance is a choice.

People creep into childhood, bound into youth, sober in adulthood, and soften into old age.

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People creep into childhood, bound into youth, sober in adulthood, and soften into old age.

No book is really worth reading at the age of ten which is not equally...

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No book is really worth reading at the age of ten which is not equally...

Never lie, steal, cheat or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms...

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Never lie, steal, cheat or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms...

You have to suffer the worst to learn how to appreciate the best.

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You have to suffer the worst to learn how to appreciate the best.

Young men should prove theorems, old men should write books.

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Young men should prove theorems, old men should write books.

When you are young work to learn not to earn

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When you are young work to learn not to earn