To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it.

Picture Quote by Cary Grant

To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it.

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When people tell you how young you look, they are telling you how old you...

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When people tell you how young you look, they are telling you how old you...

Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.

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Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.

I can always make you smile

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I can always make you smile

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to the their level and...

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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to the their level and...

My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled.

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My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled.

A wife says to her husband "I want you to whisper dirty things in my...

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A wife says to her husband

Don't have sex, cause you will get pregnant and die.

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Don't have sex, cause you will get pregnant and die.

I love everybody. Some I love to be around. Some I love to avoid, and...

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I love everybody. Some I love to be around. Some I love to avoid, and...

If the guy's a cutie you've got to tap that booty.

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If the guy's a cutie you've got to tap that booty.

If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told...

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If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told...

All I want for Christmas is Money.

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All I want for Christmas is Money.

Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better...

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Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better...

Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits.

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Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits.

Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree; Your ornaments are history.

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Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree; Your ornaments are history.

Dr. Cuddy: When's the last time you showered? House: Scent of a man. I realize...

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Dr. Cuddy: When's the last time you showered? House: Scent of a man. I realize...

The only time you should look in your neighbor's bowl is to make sure that...

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The only time you should look in your neighbor's bowl is to make sure that...

My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex she objects.

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My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex she objects.

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world . I know because I've...

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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world . I know because I've...

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in...

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I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in...

Talking less it is a woman's adornment

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Talking less it is a woman's adornment

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks...

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When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks...