To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it.

Picture Quote by Cary Grant

To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it.

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When people tell you how young you look, they are telling you how old you...

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When people tell you how young you look, they are telling you how old you...

Some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again.

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Some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again.

People creep into childhood, bound into youth, sober in adulthood, and soften into old age.

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People creep into childhood, bound into youth, sober in adulthood, and soften into old age.

No book is really worth reading at the age of ten which is not equally...

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No book is really worth reading at the age of ten which is not equally...

Youth can not know how age thinks and feels. But old men are guilty if...

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Youth can not know how age thinks and feels. But old men are guilty if...

Age is whatever you think it is. You are as old as you think you...

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Age is whatever you think it is. You are as old as you think you...

I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life....

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I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life....

I'm at the age where I want two girls In case I fall asleep they...

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I'm at the age where I want two girls In case I fall asleep they...

Be equal to your talent, not your age. At times let the gap between them...

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Be equal to your talent, not your age. At times let the gap between them...

Age does not protect you from love, but love to some extent protects you from...

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Age does not protect you from love, but love to some extent protects you from...

Love is no respecter of age or practicality Neither morality: unabashed She enters where she...

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Love is no respecter of age or practicality Neither morality: unabashed She enters where she...

Age may wrinkle the face, but lack of enthusiasm wrinkles the soul

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Age may wrinkle the face, but lack of enthusiasm wrinkles the soul

Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.

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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.

In the age of information ignorance is a choice.

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In the age of information ignorance is a choice.

To be old and wise you must first have to be young and stupid

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To be old and wise you must first have to be young and stupid

We grow gray in our spirit long before we grow gray in our hair

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We grow gray in our spirit long before we grow gray in our hair

Age is something that doesn't matter unless you're a cheese.

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Age is something that doesn't matter unless you're a cheese.

Age ain't nothing but a number when it comes to loving someone.

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Age ain't nothing but a number when it comes to loving someone.

You can't be a sexy person unless you have something sexy to offer With me...

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You can't be a sexy person unless you have something sexy to offer With me...

Tell me and I'll forget teach me and I'll remember, involve me and I'll learn

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Tell me and I'll forget teach me and I'll remember, involve me and I'll learn

A pretty face will always grow old. A nice body will always change with age....

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A pretty face will always grow old. A nice body will always change with age....

If you don't do anything stupid when you're young, you won't remember something funny when...

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If you don't do anything stupid when you're young, you won't remember something funny when...