To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it.

Picture Quote by Cary Grant

To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it.

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When people tell you how young you look, they are telling you how old you...

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When people tell you how young you look, they are telling you how old you...

I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life....

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I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life....

People creep into childhood, bound into youth, sober in adulthood, and soften into old age.

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People creep into childhood, bound into youth, sober in adulthood, and soften into old age.

We grow gray in our spirit long before we grow gray in our hair

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We grow gray in our spirit long before we grow gray in our hair

No book is really worth reading at the age of ten which is not equally...

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No book is really worth reading at the age of ten which is not equally...

In the age of information ignorance is a choice.

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In the age of information ignorance is a choice.

Some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again.

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Some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again.

To be old and wise you must first have to be young and stupid

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To be old and wise you must first have to be young and stupid

Age ain't nothing but a number when it comes to loving someone.

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Age ain't nothing but a number when it comes to loving someone.

Youth can not know how age thinks and feels. But old men are guilty if...

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Youth can not know how age thinks and feels. But old men are guilty if...

I'm at the age where I want two girls In case I fall asleep they...

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I'm at the age where I want two girls In case I fall asleep they...

Love is no respecter of age or practicality Neither morality: unabashed She enters where she...

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Love is no respecter of age or practicality Neither morality: unabashed She enters where she...

Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.

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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.

Age does not protect you from love, but love to some extent protects you from...

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Age does not protect you from love, but love to some extent protects you from...

Age is whatever you think it is. You are as old as you think you...

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Age is whatever you think it is. You are as old as you think you...

Age is something that doesn't matter unless you're a cheese.

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Age is something that doesn't matter unless you're a cheese.

Age may wrinkle the face, but lack of enthusiasm wrinkles the soul

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Age may wrinkle the face, but lack of enthusiasm wrinkles the soul

Be equal to your talent, not your age. At times let the gap between them...

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Be equal to your talent, not your age. At times let the gap between them...

Pennies don't fall from heaven, they have to be earned here on earth.

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Pennies don't fall from heaven, they have to be earned here on earth.

I'm thankful to all those who said no, it's because of them I did it...

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I'm thankful to all those who said no, it's because of them I did it...

I will never be an old man. To me old age is always 15 years...

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I will never be an old man. To me old age is always 15 years...

We can dance until we die. You and I, we'll be young forever

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We can dance until we die. You and I, we'll be young forever