There's more to life than beer, but who cares

Picture Quote by Allyson Cook

There's more to life than beer, but who cares

Topics: Beer Picture Quotes, Funny Picture Quotes, Life Picture Quotes

A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by...

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A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by...

Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step...

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Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step...

I like nonsense it wakes up the brain cells

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I like nonsense it wakes up the brain cells

I love my computer because my friends live in it

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I love my computer because my friends live in it

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

The great secret of happiness in love is to be glad that the other fellow...

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The great secret of happiness in love is to be glad that the other fellow...

Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your...

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Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your...

I'm pretty sure the whole "ladies first" when opening up a door was created by...

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I'm pretty sure the whole

If you were my husband, I'd poison your coffe." "If you were my wife I'd...

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If you were my husband, I'd poison your coffe.

Sometimes the best part of my job is that my chair swivels

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Sometimes the best part of my job is that my chair swivels

Age is something that doesn't matter unless you're a cheese.

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Age is something that doesn't matter unless you're a cheese.

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a...

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I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a...

I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life....

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I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life....

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

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When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

Okay, we took off our clothes, I got on top of you.. How long 'til...

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Okay, we took off our clothes, I got on top of you.. How long 'til...

What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.

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What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.

I can read in Red, I can read in Blue I can read in pickle...

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I can read in Red, I can read in Blue I can read in pickle...

If you wouldn't make her a wife. Then don't make her a mother.

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If you wouldn't make her a wife. Then don't make her a mother.

Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better...

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Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better...

A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth

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A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth

It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for...

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It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for...