"How are you going to feel when he sees you without any makeup?" "I'm not wearing makeup right now." "Holy crap, you are beautiful!"

Picture Quote by Barney Stinson, Picture Quote by How I met your mother

"How are you going to feel when he sees you without any makeup?" "I'm not wearing makeup right now." "Holy crap, you are beautiful!"

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Come out of the closet and still be awesome CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

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Come out of the closet and still be awesome CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

I made me laugh

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I made me laugh

The only 'B' word you should call a woman is 'beautiful' . Bitches love being...

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The only 'B' word you should call a woman is 'beautiful' . Bitches love being...

There's three rules of cheating. It's not cheating if you're not the one who's married....

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There's three rules of cheating. It's not cheating if you're not the one who's married....

There are only two reasons to date a girl youâ€™ve already dated: breast implants.

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There are only two reasons to date a girl youâ€™ve already dated: breast implants.

In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland....

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In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland....

A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth

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A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth

God, it's me, Barney. What up? I know we don't talk much, But I know...

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God, it's me, Barney. What up? I know we don't talk much, But I know...

A well tailored suit is to women what lingerie is to men

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A well tailored suit is to women what lingerie is to men

All I want is to find a guy like Ted who'll love me like Marshall...

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All I want is to find a guy like Ted who'll love me like Marshall...

Golden rule: I do not buy dinner to get yes. Dinner's a very intimate activity....

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Golden rule: I do not buy dinner to get yes. Dinner's a very intimate activity....

Everyone I know is getting married or pregnant. I'm just getting more awesome

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Everyone I know is getting married or pregnant. I'm just getting more awesome

The only reason to wait a month for sex is if she's 17 years, 11...

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The only reason to wait a month for sex is if she's 17 years, 11...

Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits...

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Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits...

When you're down Friends say: "If you need me, give me a call". Best friends...

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When you're down Friends say:

No, it was my fault for thinking that you might care

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No, it was my fault for thinking that you might care

I can't do this anymore. I can't keep smiling and being optimistic all the time...

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I can't do this anymore. I can't keep smiling and being optimistic all the time...

When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary...

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When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary...

OK, yes it's a mistake. I know it's a mistake, but there are certain things...

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OK, yes it's a mistake. I know it's a mistake, but there are certain things...

Do what makes you happy; Be with who makes you smile; Laugh as much as...

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Do what makes you happy; Be with who makes you smile; Laugh as much as...

She's just a little too scared to get close because everyone who said they'd be...

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She's just a little too scared to get close because everyone who said they'd be...

I'm trying to be a sensitive father, you unwanted moron

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I'm trying to be a sensitive father, you unwanted moron