"How are you going to feel when he sees you without any makeup?" "I'm not wearing makeup right now." "Holy crap, you are beautiful!"

Picture Quote by Barney Stinson, Picture Quote by How I met your mother

"How are you going to feel when he sees you without any makeup?" "I'm not wearing makeup right now." "Holy crap, you are beautiful!"

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A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth

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A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth

God, it's me, Barney. What up? I know we don't talk much, But I know...

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God, it's me, Barney. What up? I know we don't talk much, But I know...

Golden rule: I do not buy dinner to get yes. Dinner's a very intimate activity....

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Golden rule: I do not buy dinner to get yes. Dinner's a very intimate activity....

There are only two reasons to date a girl youâ€™ve already dated: breast implants.

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There are only two reasons to date a girl youâ€™ve already dated: breast implants.

The only 'B' word you should call a woman is 'beautiful' . Bitches love being...

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The only 'B' word you should call a woman is 'beautiful' . Bitches love being...

A well tailored suit is to women what lingerie is to men

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A well tailored suit is to women what lingerie is to men

In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland....

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In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland....

I made me laugh

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I made me laugh

All I want is to find a guy like Ted who'll love me like Marshall...

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All I want is to find a guy like Ted who'll love me like Marshall...

Come out of the closet and still be awesome CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

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Come out of the closet and still be awesome CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

There's three rules of cheating. It's not cheating if you're not the one who's married....

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There's three rules of cheating. It's not cheating if you're not the one who's married....

When you're down Friends say: "If you need me, give me a call". Best friends...

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When you're down Friends say:

Everyone I know is getting married or pregnant. I'm just getting more awesome

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Everyone I know is getting married or pregnant. I'm just getting more awesome

Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits...

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Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits...

I can't do this anymore. I can't keep smiling and being optimistic all the time...

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I can't do this anymore. I can't keep smiling and being optimistic all the time...

No, it was my fault for thinking that you might care

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No, it was my fault for thinking that you might care

The only reason to wait a month for sex is if she's 17 years, 11...

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The only reason to wait a month for sex is if she's 17 years, 11...

Would you like some aloe vera? You just got burned!

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Would you like some aloe vera? You just got burned!

If you don't believe in ghosts, you've never been to a family reunion.

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If you don't believe in ghosts, you've never been to a family reunion.

That's the problem with drinking, I thought as I poured myself a drink. If something...

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That's the problem with drinking, I thought as I poured myself a drink. If something...

OK, yes it's a mistake. I know it's a mistake, but there are certain things...

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OK, yes it's a mistake. I know it's a mistake, but there are certain things...

I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life....

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I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life....