I'm great in bed I can sleep for days.

I'm great in bed I can sleep for days.

Topics: Funny Picture Quotes, Sex Picture Quotes, Sleep Picture Quotes

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

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Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work

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If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work

Okay, we took off our clothes, I got on top of you.. How long 'til...

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Okay, we took off our clothes, I got on top of you.. How long 'til...

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me

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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me

Why Trick or Treating is better than Sex? You can do the whole neighborhood.

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Why Trick or Treating is better than Sex? You can do the whole neighborhood.

Drink' till she's cute but stop before the wedding

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Drink' till she's cute but stop before the wedding

Life isn't like a bowl of cherries, it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What...

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Life isn't like a bowl of cherries, it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What...

Shopping is better than sex. At least if you're not satisfied you can exchange it...

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Shopping is better than sex. At least if you're not satisfied you can exchange it...

Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step...

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Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step...

There's more to life than beer, but who cares

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There's more to life than beer, but who cares

There is a reason it's called "Girls gone wild" and NOT "Women gone wild". When...

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There is a reason it's called

What computer do you have? And please don't say a white one.

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What computer do you have? And please don't say a white one.

Do you ever wonder why Love is like drinking beer ? It's because once you...

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Do you ever wonder why Love is like drinking beer ? It's because once you...

Love is a blind whore with mental disease and no sense of humor

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Love is a blind whore with mental disease and no sense of humor

You have 200. 194. 305 friend requests. I knew this Facebook thing was a bad...

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You have 200. 194. 305 friend requests. I knew this Facebook thing was a bad...

I like nonsense it wakes up the brain cells

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I like nonsense it wakes up the brain cells

Thing is, hope's for sissies.

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Thing is, hope's for sissies.

Two things are infinite the universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the...

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Two things are infinite the universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the...

Most people spend their time trying to find someone to sleep with, instead of finding...

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Most people spend their time trying to find someone to sleep with, instead of finding...

To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove...

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To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove...

Sleeping is nice. You forget about everything for a little while

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Sleeping is nice. You forget about everything for a little while