I'm great in bed I can sleep for days.

I'm great in bed I can sleep for days.

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A quiet man is a thinking man, a quiet women is hatching plan

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A quiet man is a thinking man, a quiet women is hatching plan

My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled.

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My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled.

I've got six kids. I'm not done. I'm going to keep having kids until I...

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I've got six kids. I'm not done. I'm going to keep having kids until I...

I really wanted to buy each of the kids something fabulous. But have you seen...

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I really wanted to buy each of the kids something fabulous. But have you seen...

Murphy's Law : Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself

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Murphy's Law : Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself

If you wouldn't make her a wife. Then don't make her a mother.

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If you wouldn't make her a wife. Then don't make her a mother.

What computer do you have? And please don't say a white one.

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What computer do you have? And please don't say a white one.

I'll tell ya my wife and I, we don't think alike She donates money to...

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I'll tell ya my wife and I, we don't think alike She donates money to...

Ability is : When you can make three generations of people laugh their socks off...

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Ability is : When you can make three generations of people laugh their socks off...

The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is...

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The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is...

Medicine prolongs life but death will seize the doctor too

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Medicine prolongs life but death will seize the doctor too

The idea behind the tuxedo is the woman's point of view that men are all...

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The idea behind the tuxedo is the woman's point of view that men are all...

Sex is a sensation caused by temptation. A guy sticks his location in a girl's...

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Sex is a sensation caused by temptation. A guy sticks his location in a girl's...

Hate to see you leave but love to watch you go. Cause of your butt.

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Hate to see you leave but love to watch you go. Cause of your butt.

Dear Santa, if you leave a new bike under the tree, I will give you...

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Dear Santa, if you leave a new bike under the tree, I will give you...

If you want to appear smarter, hang around someone stupider.

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If you want to appear smarter, hang around someone stupider.

A black cat crossing your path signifies..

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A black cat crossing your path signifies..

Joseph: "I'm going to buy them Christmas turkey". Albert: "Buy? Do you really mean buy?"...

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Seduction is always more singular and sublime than sex and it commands the higher price.

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Seduction is always more singular and sublime than sex and it commands the higher price.

In a way it's like sex is the easy part, giving your heart to someone,...

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In a way it's like sex is the easy part, giving your heart to someone,...

Sleeping is nice. You forget about everything for a little while

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Sleeping is nice. You forget about everything for a little while