Stop thinking of fun and have it

Picture Quote by Homer Simpson

Stop thinking of fun and have it

Topics: Fun Picture Quotes, Funny Picture Quotes, Lifestyle Picture Quotes

Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step...

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Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step...

I'm trying to be a sensitive father, you unwanted moron

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I'm trying to be a sensitive father, you unwanted moron

It symbolize that she's my property and I own her

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It symbolize that she's my property and I own her

I prefer an interesting vice to a virtue that bores

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I prefer an interesting vice to a virtue that bores

So many books, so little time.

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So many books, so little time.

The 8-Track is to today's stereos like what a girlfriend is to wife an earlier,...

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The 8-Track is to today's stereos like what a girlfriend is to wife an earlier,...

A good man can feel sexy, strong and able to take on the world... oh...

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A good man can feel sexy, strong and able to take on the world... oh...

My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled.

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My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

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You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work

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If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Women react differently a French woman who sees herself betrayed by her husband will kill...

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Women react differently a French woman who sees herself betrayed by her husband will kill...

I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart !...

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I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart !...

The meal is not over when I'm full. The meal is over when I hate...

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The meal is not over when I'm full. The meal is over when I hate...

There is a reason it's called "Girls gone wild" and NOT "Women gone wild". When...

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There is a reason it's called

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Haloween=candy Thanksgiving=food Christmas=gifts New Year=drinks Valentines=sex Birthday=All the above.jpg

Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions, chocolate understands.

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Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions, chocolate understands.

I'm sorry.. I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life and how I...

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I'm sorry.. I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life and how I...

Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take out...

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Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take out...

Do you ever wonder why Love is like drinking beer ? It's because once you...

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Do you ever wonder why Love is like drinking beer ? It's because once you...

When you were born you were crying and everyone else was smiling. Live your life...

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When you were born you were crying and everyone else was smiling. Live your life...