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It symbolize that she's my property and I own her

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I'm trying to be a sensitive father, you unwanted moron

Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step...

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Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step...

There's more to life than beer, but who cares

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There's more to life than beer, but who cares

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A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by...

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

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When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

I want your ugly I want your disease I want your love love I want...

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I want your ugly I want your disease I want your love love I want...

Do you ever wonder why Love is like drinking beer ? It's because once you...

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Do you ever wonder why Love is like drinking beer ? It's because once you...

I swear it wasn't me.. unless it was a good thing then I did it...

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I swear it wasn't me.. unless it was a good thing then I did it...

If my Valentine you won't be, I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree.

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If my Valentine you won't be, I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree.

So many books, so little time.

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So many books, so little time.

I'll tell ya my wife and I, we don't think alike She donates money to...

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I'll tell ya my wife and I, we don't think alike She donates money to...

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

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Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

If I had not gone into Monty Python, I probably would have stuck to my...

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If I had not gone into Monty Python, I probably would have stuck to my...

A man in love is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.

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A man in love is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.

It's great to have someone in your life who makes you hate yourself a little...

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It's great to have someone in your life who makes you hate yourself a little...

If I had a dollar for every time someone told me I was pretty, I...

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If I had a dollar for every time someone told me I was pretty, I...

There is a reason it's called "Girls gone wild" and NOT "Women gone wild". When...

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There is a reason it's called

I prefer an interesting vice to a virtue that bores

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I prefer an interesting vice to a virtue that bores

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world . I know because I've...

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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world . I know because I've...

I was smiling yesterday,I am smiling today and I will smile tomorrow.Simply because life is...

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I was smiling yesterday,I am smiling today and I will smile tomorrow.Simply because life is...

Lock up your libraries if you like; but there is no gate, no lock, no...

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Lock up your libraries if you like; but there is no gate, no lock, no...