It symbolize that she's my property and I own her

Picture Quote by Homer Simpson

It symbolize that she's my property and I own her

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I'm trying to be a sensitive father, you unwanted moron

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I'm trying to be a sensitive father, you unwanted moron

Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step...

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Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step...

Stop thinking of fun and have it

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Stop thinking of fun and have it

Instead of wondering when your nest vacation is, maybe you should set up a life...

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Instead of wondering when your nest vacation is, maybe you should set up a life...

You have to have fun to the things that you do.

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You have to have fun to the things that you do.

Girls like you Love fun, yeah me too What I want when I come through...

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Girls like you Love fun, yeah me too What I want when I come through...

Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.

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Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.

Its kind of fun to do the impossible.

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Its kind of fun to do the impossible.

In every job that must be done there is an element of fun.

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In every job that must be done there is an element of fun.

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits

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The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits

He taught me housekeeping when I divorce I keep the house.

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He taught me housekeeping when I divorce I keep the house.

Knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting one in a fruit...

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Knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting one in a fruit...

A witty saying proves nothing

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A witty saying proves nothing

There's three rules of cheating. It's not cheating if you're not the one who's married....

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There's three rules of cheating. It's not cheating if you're not the one who's married....

You know how they say that you can't live without love? Well oxigen is even...

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You know how they say that you can't live without love? Well oxigen is even...

Dear Santa, yeah, I was naughty this year and it was worth it, you fat...

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Dear Santa, yeah, I was naughty this year and it was worth it, you fat...

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at...

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I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at...

When life knocks you down, roll over, and look at the stars.

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When life knocks you down, roll over, and look at the stars.

An old man: You're Dr. House, aren't you? House: Oh God, donÂ´t tell we used...

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An old man: You're Dr. House, aren't you? House: Oh God, donÂ´t tell we used...

I'm great in bed I can sleep for days.

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I'm great in bed I can sleep for days.

The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.

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The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.