Golden rule: I do not buy dinner to get yes. Dinner's a very intimate activity. It requires a level of connection and eye contact that sex just doesn't. Call me old-fashioned, but I need to have sex with a girl at least three times before I'll even consider having dinner with her

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Golden rule: I do not buy dinner to get yes. Dinner's a very intimate activity. It requires a level of connection and eye contact that sex just doesn't. Call me old-fashioned, but I need to have sex with a girl at least three times before I'll even consider having dinner with her

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There are only two reasons to date a girl youâ€™ve already dated: breast implants.

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In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland....

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A well tailored suit is to women what lingerie is to men

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The only 'B' word you should call a woman is 'beautiful' . Bitches love being...

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I made me laugh

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All I want is to find a guy like Ted who'll love me like Marshall...

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Knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting one in a fruit...

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Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

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Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright, Until you hear them...

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Nun: Sister Augustine belives in things that aren't real. House: I thought that was a...

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Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits...

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Galaxy's centre tastes of raspberries and smells of rum, say astronomers.

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If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.