Knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting one in a fruit salad

Knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting one in a fruit salad

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It symbolize that she's my property and I own her

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It symbolize that she's my property and I own her

I love my computer because my friends live in it

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I love my computer because my friends live in it

I've found the key to happiness. Stay the hell away from assholes

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I've found the key to happiness. Stay the hell away from assholes

You never know what you have until you clean your room

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You never know what you have until you clean your room

The advantage of being a freak is it makes you stronger

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The advantage of being a freak is it makes you stronger

You know we're good friends when I no longer feel the need to clean up...

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You know we're good friends when I no longer feel the need to clean up...

Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree; Your ornaments are history.

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Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree; Your ornaments are history.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep...

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I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep...

I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart !...

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I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart !...

The idea behind the tuxedo is the woman's point of view that men are all...

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The idea behind the tuxedo is the woman's point of view that men are all...

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be...

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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be...

The only problem with sleeping with strangers is.. they're strange

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The only problem with sleeping with strangers is.. they're strange

Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of'em are...

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Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of'em are...

If my Valentine you won't be, I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree.

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If my Valentine you won't be, I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to the their level and...

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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to the their level and...

I played Santa Claus many times, if you don't believe it, check out the divorce...

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I played Santa Claus many times, if you don't believe it, check out the divorce...

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work

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If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work

Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless,...

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Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless,...

Always believe in what you know about me and not in what you heard about...

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Always believe in what you know about me and not in what you heard about...

There's always a little truth behind every 'Just kidding', a little knowledge behind every 'I...

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There's always a little truth behind every 'Just kidding', a little knowledge behind every 'I...

Knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom

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Knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom