I made me laugh

Picture Quote by Barney Stinson

I made me laugh

Topics: Funny Picture Quotes, How I met your mother Picture Quotes, Laugh Picture Quotes, TV Show Picture Quotes

There's three rules of cheating. It's not cheating if you're not the one who's married....

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There's three rules of cheating. It's not cheating if you're not the one who's married....

The only 'B' word you should call a woman is 'beautiful' . Bitches love being...

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The only 'B' word you should call a woman is 'beautiful' . Bitches love being...

In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland....

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In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland....

A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth

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A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth

Come out of the closet and still be awesome CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

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Come out of the closet and still be awesome CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

A well tailored suit is to women what lingerie is to men

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A well tailored suit is to women what lingerie is to men

"How are you going to feel when he sees you without any makeup?" "I'm not...

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There are only two reasons to date a girl you’ve already dated: breast implants.

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There are only two reasons to date a girl you’ve already dated: breast implants.

Golden rule: I do not buy dinner to get yes. Dinner's a very intimate activity....

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Golden rule: I do not buy dinner to get yes. Dinner's a very intimate activity....

All I want is to find a guy like Ted who'll love me like Marshall...

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All I want is to find a guy like Ted who'll love me like Marshall...

God, it's me, Barney. What up? I know we don't talk much, But I know...

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God, it's me, Barney. What up? I know we don't talk much, But I know...

There can be no friendship without confidence, and no confidence without integrity.

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There can be no friendship without confidence, and no confidence without integrity.

I dress the way I want. I don't pretend to be someone I'm not

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I dress the way I want. I don't pretend to be someone I'm not

The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain...

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The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain...

Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once...

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Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once...

Be confident. Too many days are wasted comparing ourselves to others and wishing to be...

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Be confident. Too many days are wasted comparing ourselves to others and wishing to be...

My theory is that if you look confident you can pull off anything - even...

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My theory is that if you look confident you can pull off anything - even...

Someone will always be prettier, someone will always be smarter, someone will always be younger....

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Someone will always be prettier, someone will always be smarter, someone will always be younger....

Promise Yourself To give so much time to the improvement of yourself that you have...

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Promise Yourself To give so much time to the improvement of yourself that you have...

Believing in yourself is the first secret to success.

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Believing in yourself is the first secret to success.

Age is something that doesn't matter unless you're a cheese.

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Age is something that doesn't matter unless you're a cheese.

When you're down Friends say: "If you need me, give me a call". Best friends...

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When you're down Friends say:

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