I made me laugh

Picture Quote by Barney Stinson

I made me laugh

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Come out of the closet and still be awesome CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

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Come out of the closet and still be awesome CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

God, it's me, Barney. What up? I know we don't talk much, But I know...

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God, it's me, Barney. What up? I know we don't talk much, But I know...

The only 'B' word you should call a woman is 'beautiful' . Bitches love being...

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The only 'B' word you should call a woman is 'beautiful' . Bitches love being...

A well tailored suit is to women what lingerie is to men

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A well tailored suit is to women what lingerie is to men

All I want is to find a guy like Ted who'll love me like Marshall...

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All I want is to find a guy like Ted who'll love me like Marshall...

A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth

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A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth

There are only two reasons to date a girl you’ve already dated: breast implants.

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There are only two reasons to date a girl you’ve already dated: breast implants.

"How are you going to feel when he sees you without any makeup?" "I'm not...

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Golden rule: I do not buy dinner to get yes. Dinner's a very intimate activity....

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Golden rule: I do not buy dinner to get yes. Dinner's a very intimate activity....

In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland....

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In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland....

There's three rules of cheating. It's not cheating if you're not the one who's married....

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There's three rules of cheating. It's not cheating if you're not the one who's married....

When you're unhappy or dissatisfied in your relationship you're more likely to be tempted too...

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When you're unhappy or dissatisfied in your relationship you're more likely to be tempted too...

Cheating usually involves lustful feelings of physical attraction; nothing long-term.

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Cheating usually involves lustful feelings of physical attraction; nothing long-term.

Our culture tells us that all men need to be happy is sex,but men are...

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Our culture tells us that all men need to be happy is sex,but men are...

It is the personality of the mistress that the home expresses. Men are forever guests...

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It is the personality of the mistress that the home expresses. Men are forever guests...

A cheaters punishment is to live a life of mistrust because they live in constant...

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A cheaters punishment is to live a life of mistrust because they live in constant...

By betrayal, I mean promising to be on your side, then being on somebody else's.

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By betrayal, I mean promising to be on your side, then being on somebody else's.

Never tell a loved one of an infidelity: you would be badly rewarded for your...

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Never tell a loved one of an infidelity: you would be badly rewarded for your...

If someone betrays you once it's their faults, if they betray you twice it's your...

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If someone betrays you once it's their faults, if they betray you twice it's your...

Infidelity does not come from a lack of LOVE it comes from lack of RESPECT.

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Infidelity does not come from a lack of LOVE it comes from lack of RESPECT.

Relationships are about trust and if you have to play detective in your relationship, then...

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Relationships are about trust and if you have to play detective in your relationship, then...

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a...

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I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a...

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