I made me laugh

Picture Quote by Barney Stinson

I made me laugh

Topics: Funny Picture Quotes, How I met your mother Picture Quotes, Laugh Picture Quotes, TV Show Picture Quotes

There are only two reasons to date a girl you’ve already dated: breast implants.

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There are only two reasons to date a girl you’ve already dated: breast implants.

Golden rule: I do not buy dinner to get yes. Dinner's a very intimate activity....

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Golden rule: I do not buy dinner to get yes. Dinner's a very intimate activity....

A well tailored suit is to women what lingerie is to men

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A well tailored suit is to women what lingerie is to men

A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth

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A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth

There's three rules of cheating. It's not cheating if you're not the one who's married....

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There's three rules of cheating. It's not cheating if you're not the one who's married....

In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland....

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In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland....

All I want is to find a guy like Ted who'll love me like Marshall...

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All I want is to find a guy like Ted who'll love me like Marshall...

The only 'B' word you should call a woman is 'beautiful' . Bitches love being...

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The only 'B' word you should call a woman is 'beautiful' . Bitches love being...

Come out of the closet and still be awesome CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

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Come out of the closet and still be awesome CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

"How are you going to feel when he sees you without any makeup?" "I'm not...

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God, it's me, Barney. What up? I know we don't talk much, But I know...

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God, it's me, Barney. What up? I know we don't talk much, But I know...

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams.

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Go confidently in the direction of your dreams.

All you need is confidence.

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All you need is confidence.

If you think are too small to make a difference try sleeping with a mosquito.

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If you think are too small to make a difference try sleeping with a mosquito.

Promise Yourself To give so much time to the improvement of yourself that you have...

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Promise Yourself To give so much time to the improvement of yourself that you have...

The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain...

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The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain...

Kindness in words creates confidence. Kindness in thinking creates profoundness. Kindness in giving creates love.

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Kindness in words creates confidence. Kindness in thinking creates profoundness. Kindness in giving creates love.

Confidence is a lot of this game or any game. If you don't think you...

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Confidence is a lot of this game or any game. If you don't think you...

Those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

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Those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

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No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at...

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I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at...

Everyone I know is getting married or pregnant. I'm just getting more awesome

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Everyone I know is getting married or pregnant. I'm just getting more awesome