I made me laugh

Picture Quote by Barney Stinson

I made me laugh

Topics: Funny Picture Quotes, How I met your mother Picture Quotes, Laugh Picture Quotes, TV Show Picture Quotes

"How are you going to feel when he sees you without any makeup?" "I'm not...

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All I want is to find a guy like Ted who'll love me like Marshall...

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All I want is to find a guy like Ted who'll love me like Marshall...

A well tailored suit is to women what lingerie is to men

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A well tailored suit is to women what lingerie is to men

A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth

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A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth

In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland....

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In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland....

There are only two reasons to date a girl youâ€™ve already dated: breast implants.

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There are only two reasons to date a girl youâ€™ve already dated: breast implants.

Golden rule: I do not buy dinner to get yes. Dinner's a very intimate activity....

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Golden rule: I do not buy dinner to get yes. Dinner's a very intimate activity....

God, it's me, Barney. What up? I know we don't talk much, But I know...

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God, it's me, Barney. What up? I know we don't talk much, But I know...

The only 'B' word you should call a woman is 'beautiful' . Bitches love being...

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The only 'B' word you should call a woman is 'beautiful' . Bitches love being...

Come out of the closet and still be awesome CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

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Come out of the closet and still be awesome CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

There's three rules of cheating. It's not cheating if you're not the one who's married....

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There's three rules of cheating. It's not cheating if you're not the one who's married....

I am a sinner ,a liar But where I am and what I do? How...

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I am a sinner ,a liar But where I am and what I do? How...

Love is a game in which one always cheats

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Love is a game in which one always cheats

Don't cheat. If you're unhappy, just leave

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Don't cheat. If you're unhappy, just leave

No lover if he be of good faith, and sincere, will deny he would prefer...

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No lover if he be of good faith, and sincere, will deny he would prefer...

Do you know why people cheat and lie? because they know it's easier to get...

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Do you know why people cheat and lie? because they know it's easier to get...

Infidelity does not come from a lack of LOVE it comes from lack of RESPECT.

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Infidelity does not come from a lack of LOVE it comes from lack of RESPECT.

If you pride yourself in 'taking' other women's men or being the 'other girl' you...

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If you pride yourself in 'taking' other women's men or being the 'other girl' you...

If you succeed in cheating someone. Don't think that the person is a fool. Realize...

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If you succeed in cheating someone. Don't think that the person is a fool. Realize...

An affair now and then is good for a marriage. It adds spice, stops it...

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An affair now and then is good for a marriage. It adds spice, stops it...

Some men experience a diminished sexual desire for their wives or girlfriends due to weight...

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Some men experience a diminished sexual desire for their wives or girlfriends due to weight...

I'm sorry.. I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life and how I...

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I'm sorry.. I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life and how I...