I made me laugh

Picture Quote by Barney Stinson

I made me laugh

Topics: Funny Picture Quotes, How I met your mother Picture Quotes, Laugh Picture Quotes, TV Show Picture Quotes

Come out of the closet and still be awesome CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

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Come out of the closet and still be awesome CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth

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A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth

The only 'B' word you should call a woman is 'beautiful' . Bitches love being...

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The only 'B' word you should call a woman is 'beautiful' . Bitches love being...

There are only two reasons to date a girl youâ€™ve already dated: breast implants.

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There are only two reasons to date a girl youâ€™ve already dated: breast implants.

"How are you going to feel when he sees you without any makeup?" "I'm not...

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In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland....

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In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland....

There's three rules of cheating. It's not cheating if you're not the one who's married....

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There's three rules of cheating. It's not cheating if you're not the one who's married....

All I want is to find a guy like Ted who'll love me like Marshall...

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All I want is to find a guy like Ted who'll love me like Marshall...

Golden rule: I do not buy dinner to get yes. Dinner's a very intimate activity....

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Golden rule: I do not buy dinner to get yes. Dinner's a very intimate activity....

A well tailored suit is to women what lingerie is to men

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A well tailored suit is to women what lingerie is to men

God, it's me, Barney. What up? I know we don't talk much, But I know...

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God, it's me, Barney. What up? I know we don't talk much, But I know...

Don't you worry your pretty little mind. People throw rocks at things that shine.

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Don't you worry your pretty little mind. People throw rocks at things that shine.

My theory is that if you look confident you can pull off anything - even...

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My theory is that if you look confident you can pull off anything - even...

There can be no friendship without confidence, and no confidence without integrity.

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There can be no friendship without confidence, and no confidence without integrity.

The inspiration you seek is already within you. Be silent and listen

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The inspiration you seek is already within you. Be silent and listen

Some people forget their own greatness.

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Some people forget their own greatness.

Those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

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Those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

Experience tells you what to do, confidence allows you to do it.

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Experience tells you what to do, confidence allows you to do it.

Someone will always be prettier, someone will always be smarter, someone will always be younger....

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Someone will always be prettier, someone will always be smarter, someone will always be younger....

Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss's job

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Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss's job

The simplest explanation is almost always somebody screwed up. Arrogance has to be earned. Anomalies...

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The simplest explanation is almost always somebody screwed up. Arrogance has to be earned. Anomalies...

When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary...

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When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary...