I made me laugh

Picture Quote by Barney Stinson

I made me laugh

Topics: Funny Picture Quotes, How I met your mother Picture Quotes, Laugh Picture Quotes, TV Show Picture Quotes

All I want is to find a guy like Ted who'll love me like Marshall...

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All I want is to find a guy like Ted who'll love me like Marshall...

"How are you going to feel when he sees you without any makeup?" "I'm not...

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Golden rule: I do not buy dinner to get yes. Dinner's a very intimate activity....

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Golden rule: I do not buy dinner to get yes. Dinner's a very intimate activity....

In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland....

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In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland....

There are only two reasons to date a girl you’ve already dated: breast implants.

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There are only two reasons to date a girl you’ve already dated: breast implants.

God, it's me, Barney. What up? I know we don't talk much, But I know...

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God, it's me, Barney. What up? I know we don't talk much, But I know...

The only 'B' word you should call a woman is 'beautiful' . Bitches love being...

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The only 'B' word you should call a woman is 'beautiful' . Bitches love being...

There's three rules of cheating. It's not cheating if you're not the one who's married....

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There's three rules of cheating. It's not cheating if you're not the one who's married....

A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth

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A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth

A well tailored suit is to women what lingerie is to men

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A well tailored suit is to women what lingerie is to men

Come out of the closet and still be awesome CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

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Come out of the closet and still be awesome CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

Love the life you live. Live the life you love.

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Love the life you live. Live the life you love.

Everyone I know is getting married or pregnant. I'm just getting more awesome

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Everyone I know is getting married or pregnant. I'm just getting more awesome

Isn't it strange how you're constantly reminded to be nice to everyone and not to...

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Isn't it strange how you're constantly reminded to be nice to everyone and not to...

Style is a way to say who you are without having to speak

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Style is a way to say who you are without having to speak

Believing in yourself is the first secret to success.

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Believing in yourself is the first secret to success.

The inspiration you seek is already within you. Be silent and listen

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The inspiration you seek is already within you. Be silent and listen

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams.

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Go confidently in the direction of your dreams.

Confidence is the sexiest thing a woman can have. It's much sexier than any body...

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Confidence is the sexiest thing a woman can have. It's much sexier than any body...

If you think are too small to make a difference try sleeping with a mosquito.

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If you think are too small to make a difference try sleeping with a mosquito.

After one look at this planet, any visitor from outer space would say I want...

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After one look at this planet, any visitor from outer space would say I want...

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