I made me laugh

Picture Quote by Barney Stinson

I made me laugh

Topics: Funny Picture Quotes, How I met your mother Picture Quotes, Laugh Picture Quotes, TV Show Picture Quotes

"How are you going to feel when he sees you without any makeup?" "I'm not...

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In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland....

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In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland....

There are only two reasons to date a girl youâ€™ve already dated: breast implants.

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There are only two reasons to date a girl youâ€™ve already dated: breast implants.

The only 'B' word you should call a woman is 'beautiful' . Bitches love being...

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The only 'B' word you should call a woman is 'beautiful' . Bitches love being...

Golden rule: I do not buy dinner to get yes. Dinner's a very intimate activity....

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Golden rule: I do not buy dinner to get yes. Dinner's a very intimate activity....

All I want is to find a guy like Ted who'll love me like Marshall...

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All I want is to find a guy like Ted who'll love me like Marshall...

There's three rules of cheating. It's not cheating if you're not the one who's married....

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There's three rules of cheating. It's not cheating if you're not the one who's married....

God, it's me, Barney. What up? I know we don't talk much, But I know...

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God, it's me, Barney. What up? I know we don't talk much, But I know...

A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth

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A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth

Come out of the closet and still be awesome CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

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Come out of the closet and still be awesome CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

A well tailored suit is to women what lingerie is to men

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A well tailored suit is to women what lingerie is to men

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

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Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot

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I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot

Strangers think I'm quiet. My friends think I'm out-going. My bestfriends know that I'm completely...

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Strangers think I'm quiet. My friends think I'm out-going. My bestfriends know that I'm completely...

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance

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We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance

The only reason to wait a month for sex is if she's 17 years, 11...

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The only reason to wait a month for sex is if she's 17 years, 11...

Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless,...

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Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless,...

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance.There's no doubt about it.Anytime you have a...

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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance.There's no doubt about it.Anytime you have a...

She ain't heavy cause she's in my heart already

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She ain't heavy cause she's in my heart already

He taught me housekeeping when I divorce I keep the house.

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He taught me housekeeping when I divorce I keep the house.

No, it was my fault for thinking that you might care

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No, it was my fault for thinking that you might care

The idea behind the tuxedo is the woman's point of view that men are all...

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The idea behind the tuxedo is the woman's point of view that men are all...

Women spend more time thinking about what men think than men actually spend thinking

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Women spend more time thinking about what men think than men actually spend thinking