Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright, Until you hear them speak

Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright, Until you hear them speak

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The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much

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The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much

A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice.

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A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice.

The 8-Track is to today's stereos like what a girlfriend is to wife an earlier,...

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The 8-Track is to today's stereos like what a girlfriend is to wife an earlier,...

I prefer an interesting vice to a virtue that bores

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I prefer an interesting vice to a virtue that bores

Thing is, hope's for sissies.

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Thing is, hope's for sissies.

Two things are infinite the universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the...

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Two things are infinite the universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the...

My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.

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My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.

I'm trying to be a sensitive father, you unwanted moron

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I'm trying to be a sensitive father, you unwanted moron

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just...

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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just...

Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take out...

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Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take out...

The most memorable days usually end with the dirtiest clothes

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The most memorable days usually end with the dirtiest clothes

Come out of the closet and still be awesome CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

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Come out of the closet and still be awesome CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

Would I rather be feared or loved. Easy, both. I want people to be afraid...

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Would I rather be feared or loved. Easy, both. I want people to be afraid...

I don't care what people think of me. At least mosquitos find me attractive.

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I don't care what people think of me. At least mosquitos find me attractive.

We go together like copy and paste

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We go together like copy and paste

The reason people use crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bullshit.

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The reason people use crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bullshit.

If you don't believe in ghosts, you've never been to a family reunion.

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If you don't believe in ghosts, you've never been to a family reunion.

If a woman is upset, hold her and tell her how beautiful she is. If...

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If a woman is upset, hold her and tell her how beautiful she is. If...

Before you Speak, Listen. Before you Criticize, Wait. Before you Pray, Forgive. Before you Write,...

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Before you Speak, Listen. Before you Criticize, Wait. Before you Pray, Forgive. Before you Write,...

10 Ways to love: listen, speak, give, pray, answer, share, enjoy, trust, forgive, promise.

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10 Ways to love: listen, speak, give, pray, answer, share, enjoy, trust, forgive, promise.

Stupid people are dangerous.

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Stupid people are dangerous.