When I hired you I knew you were insane I will continue to try and stop you from doing insane things but once they are done trying to convince an insane person not to di insane things is in itself insane. So when I hired you I also set aside fifty thousand for legl expense. So far you've come in under budget

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When I hired you I knew you were insane I will continue to try and stop you from doing insane things but once they are done trying to convince an insane person not to di insane things is in itself insane. So when I hired you I also set aside fifty thousand for legl expense. So far you've come in under budget

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Marriages don't fail because couples get bored. They fail because while they're dating people pretend...

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Marriages don't fail because couples get bored. They fail because while they're dating people pretend...

The eyes can mislead, the smile can lie, but the shoes always tell the truth

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The eyes can mislead, the smile can lie, but the shoes always tell the truth

Twenty year olds fall in and out of love more often than they change their...

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Twenty year olds fall in and out of love more often than they change their...

Everything sucks. Might as well find something to smile about.

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Everything sucks. Might as well find something to smile about.

Perseverance does not equal worthiness. Next time you want to get my attention, wear something...

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Perseverance does not equal worthiness. Next time you want to get my attention, wear something...

The advantage of being a freak is it makes you stronger

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The advantage of being a freak is it makes you stronger

Nun: Sister Augustine belives in things that aren't real. House: I thought that was a...

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Nun: Sister Augustine belives in things that aren't real. House: I thought that was a...

If you're dying, suddenly everybody loves you

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If you're dying, suddenly everybody loves you

The simplest explanation is almost always somebody screwed up. Arrogance has to be earned. Anomalies...

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The simplest explanation is almost always somebody screwed up. Arrogance has to be earned. Anomalies...

You know how they say that you can't live without love? Well oxigen is even...

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You know how they say that you can't live without love? Well oxigen is even...

Gifts allow us to demonstrate exactly how little we know about a person.

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Gifts allow us to demonstrate exactly how little we know about a person.

Dying people lie too. Wish they'd worked less, been nicer, opened orphanages for kittens. If...

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Dying people lie too. Wish they'd worked less, been nicer, opened orphanages for kittens. If...

Is that Vicondin? Breath mint. Thought you were going to kiss me

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Is that Vicondin? Breath mint. Thought you were going to kiss me

If you could reason with religious people, there would be no religious people.

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If you could reason with religious people, there would be no religious people.

Dr. Cuddy: When's the last time you showered? House: Scent of a man. I realize...

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Dr. Cuddy: When's the last time you showered? House: Scent of a man. I realize...

Most people don't have the guts to admit they'd rather be pretty than healthy. Income's...

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Most people don't have the guts to admit they'd rather be pretty than healthy. Income's...

Jealousy only eats up your beauty. Have more faith in yourself, you got something that...

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Jealousy only eats up your beauty. Have more faith in yourself, you got something that...

I'm perfect in my imperfections, happy in my pain, strong in my weaknesses and beautiful...

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I'm perfect in my imperfections, happy in my pain, strong in my weaknesses and beautiful...

Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it.

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Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it.

House Rules: Love each other Hold your head high Try everything once Laugh a lot...

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House Rules: Love each other Hold your head high Try everything once Laugh a lot...

There has got to be more to life than just be really, really ridiculously good...

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There has got to be more to life than just be really, really ridiculously good...

I have chosen to be happy because it is good for my health

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I have chosen to be happy because it is good for my health

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