When I hired you I knew you were insane I will continue to try and stop you from doing insane things but once they are done trying to convince an insane person not to di insane things is in itself insane. So when I hired you I also set aside fifty thousand for legl expense. So far you've come in under budget

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When I hired you I knew you were insane I will continue to try and stop you from doing insane things but once they are done trying to convince an insane person not to di insane things is in itself insane. So when I hired you I also set aside fifty thousand for legl expense. So far you've come in under budget

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Thing is, hope's for sissies.

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Thing is, hope's for sissies.

Dying people lie too. Wish they'd worked less, been nicer, opened orphanages for kittens. If...

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Dying people lie too. Wish they'd worked less, been nicer, opened orphanages for kittens. If...

Dr. Cameron: You want me to tell a man whose wife is about to die...

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Dr. Cameron: You want me to tell a man whose wife is about to die...

Marriages don't fail because couples get bored. They fail because while they're dating people pretend...

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Marriages don't fail because couples get bored. They fail because while they're dating people pretend...

Dr. Cuddy: When's the last time you showered? House: Scent of a man. I realize...

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Dr. Cuddy: When's the last time you showered? House: Scent of a man. I realize...

The simplest explanation is almost always somebody screwed up. Arrogance has to be earned. Anomalies...

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The simplest explanation is almost always somebody screwed up. Arrogance has to be earned. Anomalies...

You get married at twenty, you're going to be shocked who you're living with at...

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You get married at twenty, you're going to be shocked who you're living with at...

There's no unconditional love only unconditional need

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There's no unconditional love only unconditional need

Everything sucks. Might as well find something to smile about.

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Everything sucks. Might as well find something to smile about.

Most people don't have the guts to admit they'd rather be pretty than healthy. Income's...

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Most people don't have the guts to admit they'd rather be pretty than healthy. Income's...

You know how they say that you can't live without love? Well oxigen is even...

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You know how they say that you can't live without love? Well oxigen is even...

It's great to have someone in your life who makes you hate yourself a little...

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It's great to have someone in your life who makes you hate yourself a little...

Nun: Sister Augustine belives in things that aren't real. House: I thought that was a...

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Nun: Sister Augustine belives in things that aren't real. House: I thought that was a...

If you could reason with religious people, there would be no religious people.

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If you could reason with religious people, there would be no religious people.

House: No, I hired you because you look good; it's like having a nice piece...

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House: No, I hired you because you look good; it's like having a nice piece...

Bizarre is good! Common has hundreds of explanations. Bizarre has hardly any.

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Bizarre is good! Common has hundreds of explanations. Bizarre has hardly any.

The eyes can mislead, the smile can lie, but the shoes always tell the truth

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The eyes can mislead, the smile can lie, but the shoes always tell the truth

The advantage of being a freak is it makes you stronger

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The advantage of being a freak is it makes you stronger

Wanting to believe the best about people doesn't make it true.

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Wanting to believe the best about people doesn't make it true.

I cared for eight seconds, then I got distracted.

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I cared for eight seconds, then I got distracted.