When I hired you I knew you were insane I will continue to try and stop you from doing insane things but once they are done trying to convince an insane person not to di insane things is in itself insane. So when I hired you I also set aside fifty thousand for legl expense. So far you've come in under budget

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When I hired you I knew you were insane I will continue to try and stop you from doing insane things but once they are done trying to convince an insane person not to di insane things is in itself insane. So when I hired you I also set aside fifty thousand for legl expense. So far you've come in under budget

Topics: Dr House Picture Quotes, Funny Picture Quotes, Madness Picture Quotes

Everything sucks. Might as well find something to smile about.

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Everything sucks. Might as well find something to smile about.

The advantage of being a freak is it makes you stronger

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The advantage of being a freak is it makes you stronger

Time changes everything. That's what people say, it's not true. Doing things changes things. Not...

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Time changes everything. That's what people say, it's not true. Doing things changes things. Not...

House Rules: Love each other Hold your head high Try everything once Laugh a lot...

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House Rules: Love each other Hold your head high Try everything once Laugh a lot...

You get married at twenty, you're going to be shocked who you're living with at...

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You get married at twenty, you're going to be shocked who you're living with at...

Disappointment is anger for wimps

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Disappointment is anger for wimps

The eyes can mislead, the smile can lie, but the shoes always tell the truth

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The eyes can mislead, the smile can lie, but the shoes always tell the truth

Perseverance does not equal worthiness. Next time you want to get my attention, wear something...

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Perseverance does not equal worthiness. Next time you want to get my attention, wear something...

Life is pain. I wake up every morning, I'm in pain. You know how many...

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Life is pain. I wake up every morning, I'm in pain. You know how many...

People choose the paths that grant them the greatest rewards for the least amount of...

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People choose the paths that grant them the greatest rewards for the least amount of...

I cared for eight seconds, then I got distracted.

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I cared for eight seconds, then I got distracted.

If you're dying, suddenly everybody loves you

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If you're dying, suddenly everybody loves you

People get what they get. It has nothing to do with that they deserve

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People get what they get. It has nothing to do with that they deserve

People like talking about people. Makes us feel superior. Makes us feel in control. And...

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People like talking about people. Makes us feel superior. Makes us feel in control. And...

Most people don't have the guts to admit they'd rather be pretty than healthy. Income's...

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Most people don't have the guts to admit they'd rather be pretty than healthy. Income's...

Dr. Cameron: You want me to tell a man whose wife is about to die...

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Dr. Cameron: You want me to tell a man whose wife is about to die...

Thing is, hope's for sissies.

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Thing is, hope's for sissies.

An old man: You're Dr. House, aren't you? House: Oh God, don´t tell we used...

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An old man: You're Dr. House, aren't you? House: Oh God, don´t tell we used...

Marriages don't fail because couples get bored. They fail because while they're dating people pretend...

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Marriages don't fail because couples get bored. They fail because while they're dating people pretend...

It's great to have someone in your life who makes you hate yourself a little...

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It's great to have someone in your life who makes you hate yourself a little...

What I feel like when I stop at a red light next to the ladies......

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What I feel like when I stop at a red light next to the ladies......