When I hired you I knew you were insane I will continue to try and stop you from doing insane things but once they are done trying to convince an insane person not to di insane things is in itself insane. So when I hired you I also set aside fifty thousand for legl expense. So far you've come in under budget

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When I hired you I knew you were insane I will continue to try and stop you from doing insane things but once they are done trying to convince an insane person not to di insane things is in itself insane. So when I hired you I also set aside fifty thousand for legl expense. So far you've come in under budget

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Gifts allow us to demonstrate exactly how little we know about a person.

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Gifts allow us to demonstrate exactly how little we know about a person.

People choose the paths that grant them the greatest rewards for the least amount of...

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People choose the paths that grant them the greatest rewards for the least amount of...

Faith that's another word for ignorance, isn't it? I've never understood how people can be...

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Faith that's another word for ignorance, isn't it? I've never understood how people can be...

Most people don't have the guts to admit they'd rather be pretty than healthy. Income's...

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Most people don't have the guts to admit they'd rather be pretty than healthy. Income's...

If you could reason with religious people, there would be no religious people.

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If you could reason with religious people, there would be no religious people.

Use it

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I like being alone. At least I convince myself that I'm better off that way

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I like being alone. At least I convince myself that I'm better off that way

The only problem with sleeping with strangers is.. they're strange

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The only problem with sleeping with strangers is.. they're strange

You get married at twenty, you're going to be shocked who you're living with at...

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You get married at twenty, you're going to be shocked who you're living with at...

Twenty year olds fall in and out of love more often than they change their...

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Twenty year olds fall in and out of love more often than they change their...

Nun: Sister Augustine belives in things that aren't real. House: I thought that was a...

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Nun: Sister Augustine belives in things that aren't real. House: I thought that was a...

Thing is, hope's for sissies.

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Thing is, hope's for sissies.

House: No, I hired you because you look good; it's like having a nice piece...

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House: No, I hired you because you look good; it's like having a nice piece...

Dr. Cameron: You want me to tell a man whose wife is about to die...

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Dr. Cameron: You want me to tell a man whose wife is about to die...

People get what they get. It has nothing to do with that they deserve

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People get what they get. It has nothing to do with that they deserve

If you're dying, suddenly everybody loves you

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If you're dying, suddenly everybody loves you

Everything sucks. Might as well find something to smile about.

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Everything sucks. Might as well find something to smile about.

An old man: You're Dr. House, aren't you? House: Oh God, don´t tell we used...

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An old man: You're Dr. House, aren't you? House: Oh God, don´t tell we used...

Perseverance does not equal worthiness. Next time you want to get my attention, wear something...

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Perseverance does not equal worthiness. Next time you want to get my attention, wear something...

Is that Vicondin? Breath mint. Thought you were going to kiss me

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Is that Vicondin? Breath mint. Thought you were going to kiss me

I like it when you smile but I love it when I'm the reason

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I like it when you smile but I love it when I'm the reason