When I hired you I knew you were insane I will continue to try and stop you from doing insane things but once they are done trying to convince an insane person not to di insane things is in itself insane. So when I hired you I also set aside fifty thousand for legl expense. So far you've come in under budget

Picture Quote by Dr House

When I hired you I knew you were insane I will continue to try and stop you from doing insane things but once they are done trying to convince an insane person not to di insane things is in itself insane. So when I hired you I also set aside fifty thousand for legl expense. So far you've come in under budget

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People choose the paths that grant them the greatest rewards for the least amount of...

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People choose the paths that grant them the greatest rewards for the least amount of...

Faith that's another word for ignorance, isn't it? I've never understood how people can be...

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Faith that's another word for ignorance, isn't it? I've never understood how people can be...

Is that Vicondin? Breath mint. Thought you were going to kiss me

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Is that Vicondin? Breath mint. Thought you were going to kiss me

I like being alone. At least I convince myself that I'm better off that way

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I like being alone. At least I convince myself that I'm better off that way

Dr. Cameron: You want me to tell a man whose wife is about to die...

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Dr. Cameron: You want me to tell a man whose wife is about to die...

People like talking about people. Makes us feel superior. Makes us feel in control. And...

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People like talking about people. Makes us feel superior. Makes us feel in control. And...

Eve: ...every life matters to god. House: Not to me, not to you. Judging by...

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Eve: ...every life matters to god. House: Not to me, not to you. Judging by...

Most people don't have the guts to admit they'd rather be pretty than healthy. Income's...

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Most people don't have the guts to admit they'd rather be pretty than healthy. Income's...

Gifts allow us to demonstrate exactly how little we know about a person.

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Gifts allow us to demonstrate exactly how little we know about a person.

House: No, I hired you because you look good; it's like having a nice piece...

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House: No, I hired you because you look good; it's like having a nice piece...

You get married at twenty, you're going to be shocked who you're living with at...

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You get married at twenty, you're going to be shocked who you're living with at...

Bizarre is good! Common has hundreds of explanations. Bizarre has hardly any.

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Bizarre is good! Common has hundreds of explanations. Bizarre has hardly any.

Dying people lie too. Wish they'd worked less, been nicer, opened orphanages for kittens. If...

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Dying people lie too. Wish they'd worked less, been nicer, opened orphanages for kittens. If...

House Rules: Love each other Hold your head high Try everything once Laugh a lot...

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House Rules: Love each other Hold your head high Try everything once Laugh a lot...

The advantage of being a freak is it makes you stronger

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The advantage of being a freak is it makes you stronger

I cared for eight seconds, then I got distracted.

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I cared for eight seconds, then I got distracted.

It's great to have someone in your life who makes you hate yourself a little...

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It's great to have someone in your life who makes you hate yourself a little...

There's no unconditional love only unconditional need

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There's no unconditional love only unconditional need

Perseverance does not equal worthiness. Next time you want to get my attention, wear something...

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Perseverance does not equal worthiness. Next time you want to get my attention, wear something...

Life is pain. I wake up every morning, I'm in pain. You know how many...

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Life is pain. I wake up every morning, I'm in pain. You know how many...

Keep smiling and one day Life will get tired of upsetting you

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Keep smiling and one day Life will get tired of upsetting you

I don't hate you, to be honest, I could never hate you. I just really...

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I don't hate you, to be honest, I could never hate you. I just really...

I thought I still loved you but then I realized I just love the memories...

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I thought I still loved you but then I realized I just love the memories...

Use your smile to change the world. Don't let the world change your smile.

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Use your smile to change the world. Don't let the world change your smile.