God, it's me, Barney. What up? I know we don't talk much, But I know a lot of girls call out your name because of me

Picture Quote by Barney Stinson

God, it's me, Barney. What up? I know we don't talk much, But I know a lot of girls call out your name because of me

Topics: Confidence Picture Quotes, Funny Picture Quotes, How I met your mother Picture Quotes

All I want is to find a guy like Ted who'll love me like Marshall...

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All I want is to find a guy like Ted who'll love me like Marshall...

The only 'B' word you should call a woman is 'beautiful' . Bitches love being...

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The only 'B' word you should call a woman is 'beautiful' . Bitches love being...

Golden rule: I do not buy dinner to get yes. Dinner's a very intimate activity....

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Golden rule: I do not buy dinner to get yes. Dinner's a very intimate activity....

In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland....

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In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland....

A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth

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A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth

Come out of the closet and still be awesome CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

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Come out of the closet and still be awesome CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

A well tailored suit is to women what lingerie is to men

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A well tailored suit is to women what lingerie is to men

There's three rules of cheating. It's not cheating if you're not the one who's married....

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There's three rules of cheating. It's not cheating if you're not the one who's married....

There are only two reasons to date a girl you’ve already dated: breast implants.

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There are only two reasons to date a girl you’ve already dated: breast implants.

I made me laugh

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I made me laugh

"How are you going to feel when he sees you without any makeup?" "I'm not...

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Sometimes people are beautiful, not in looks. Just in the way they are.

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Sometimes people are beautiful, not in looks. Just in the way they are.

Remember you are beautiful, but keep in mind that not everyone's gonna be able to...

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Remember you are beautiful, but keep in mind that not everyone's gonna be able to...

Simple is beautiful

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Simple is beautiful

Keep smiling because life is a beautiful thing and there's so much to smile about

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Keep smiling because life is a beautiful thing and there's so much to smile about

Some people look for a beautiful place, others make a place beautiful.

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Some people look for a beautiful place, others make a place beautiful.

Tonight you and I We're beautiful like diamonds in the sky Eye to eye, so...

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Tonight you and I We're beautiful like diamonds in the sky Eye to eye, so...

Happiness is a journey. One day at time - this is enough. Do not look...

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Happiness is a journey. One day at time - this is enough. Do not look...

All of us want to look our best. Still, what is considered beautiful or handsome...

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All of us want to look our best. Still, what is considered beautiful or handsome...

Just ‘cause you’re beautiful that doesn’t mean that you can treat people like they don’t...

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Just ‘cause you’re beautiful that doesn’t mean that you can treat people like they don’t...

Think of all the beauty still left around you and be happy.

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Think of all the beauty still left around you and be happy.

When you're down Friends say: "If you need me, give me a call". Best friends...

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When you're down Friends say:

A woman is like a teabag. You never know how strong she is until she's...

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A woman is like a teabag. You never know how strong she is until she's...