The only time you should look in your neighbor's bowl is to make sure that they have enough. You don't look in your neighbor's bowl to see if you have as much as them.

Picture Quote by Louis C.K.

The only time you should look in your neighbor's bowl is to make sure that they have enough. You don't look in your neighbor's bowl to see if you have as much as them.

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The meal is not over when I'm full. The meal is over when I hate...

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The meal is not over when I'm full. The meal is over when I hate...

If you can survive disappointment, nothing can beat you.

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If you can survive disappointment, nothing can beat you.

There is a reason it's called "Girls gone wild" and NOT "Women gone wild". When...

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There is a reason it's called

If you want to appear smarter, hang around someone stupider.

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If you want to appear smarter, hang around someone stupider.

He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've...

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He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've...

If he only wants your breasts, legs, and thighs, send him to KFC

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If he only wants your breasts, legs, and thighs, send him to KFC

Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right.

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Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right.

If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return...

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If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return...

When nothing goes right.... go left.

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When nothing goes right.... go left.

Life isn't like a bowl of cherries, it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What...

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Life isn't like a bowl of cherries, it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What...

When I hired you I knew you were insane I will continue to try and...

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When I hired you I knew you were insane I will continue to try and...

Be happy in front of people who don't like you, 'It kills them'

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Be happy in front of people who don't like you, 'It kills them'

Thing is, hope's for sissies.

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Thing is, hope's for sissies.

What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger

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What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger

If my Valentine you won't be, I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree.

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If my Valentine you won't be, I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree.

Why Trick or Treating is better than Sex? You can do the whole neighborhood.

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Why Trick or Treating is better than Sex? You can do the whole neighborhood.

Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree, in the eyes of children, they...

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Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree, in the eyes of children, they...

The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where...

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The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where...

New Year New Girlfriend New Problems.

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New Year New Girlfriend New Problems.

This woman I met last week says she wants a guy who is "funny and...

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This woman I met last week says she wants a guy who is

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same

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Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same