There's three rules of cheating. It's not cheating if you're not the one who's married. It's not cheating if her name had two adjacent vowels. And it's not cheating if she's from a different area code.

Picture Quote by Barney Stinson, Picture Quote by How I met your mother

There's three rules of cheating. It's not cheating if you're not the one who's married. It's not cheating if her name had two adjacent vowels. And it's not cheating if she's from a different area code.

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