You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

Quote by Robin Williams

Topics: Robin Williams Quotes

Cricket is basically baseball on valium.

Cricket is basically baseball on valium.

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic...

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic...

When in doubt, go for the dick joke.

When in doubt, go for the dick joke.

Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.

Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only...

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only...

Reality: What a concept!

Reality: What a concept!

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply...

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply...

Comedy is acting out optimism.

Comedy is acting out optimism.

Being a famous print journalist is like being the best-dressed woman on radio.

Being a famous print journalist is like being the best-dressed woman on radio.

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.

Spring is nature's way of saying, Let's party!

Spring is nature's way of saying, Let's party!

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals...

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals...

Men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.

Men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

Carpe per diem - seize the check.

Carpe per diem - seize the check.

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only...

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only...

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White...

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White...

Do you think God gets stoned? I think so... look at the platypus.

Do you think God gets stoned? I think so... look at the platypus.

We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.

We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.