Spring is nature's way of saying, Let's party!

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When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family...

When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family...

Reality: What a concept!

Reality: What a concept!

Comedy is acting out optimism.

Comedy is acting out optimism.

Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through...

Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through...

When in doubt, go for the dick joke.

When in doubt, go for the dick joke.

The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.

The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.

The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your...

The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your...

You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.

You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.

Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.

I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.

I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.

I like my wine like my women -- ready to pass out.

I like my wine like my women -- ready to pass out.

Men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.

Men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only...

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only...

When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family...

When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family...

Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a mans genitals through...

Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a mans genitals through...

What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.

What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals...

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals...

Our comedies are not to be laughed at.

Our comedies are not to be laughed at.

Tragedy is a close-up; comedy, a long shot.

Tragedy is a close-up; comedy, a long shot.

A woman's flattery may inflate a man's head a little; but her criticism goes straight...

A woman's flattery may inflate a man's head a little; but her criticism goes straight...

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Honest good humor is the oil and wine of a merry meeting, and there is...

Honest good humor is the oil and wine of a merry meeting, and there is...