I was supposed to be in that movie Rush Hour, but 2 weeks into shooting, I was replaced by Jackie Chan.

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Are you a pre-op trans centaur?

Are you a pre-op trans centaur?

Freaky-deakies need love too.

Freaky-deakies need love too.

This just got awesome!

This just got awesome!

A book hasn't caused me this much trouble since Where's Waldo went to that barber...

A book hasn't caused me this much trouble since Where's Waldo went to that barber...

That's why I can't watch American Idol ... it is like karaoke without the booze.

That's why I can't watch American Idol ... it is like karaoke without the booze.

As soon as I beat Mel Gibson's ass on film, I'll be bigger than, I'll...

As soon as I beat Mel Gibson's ass on film, I'll be bigger than, I'll...

Live every week like it's Shark Week.

Live every week like it's Shark Week.

The future is like a Japanese game show, you have no idea what's going on.

The future is like a Japanese game show, you have no idea what's going on.

White people stole jazz, rock n' roll, Will Smith, and heart disease.

White people stole jazz, rock n' roll, Will Smith, and heart disease.

We're a team now, like Batman and Robin, like chicken and a chicken container.

We're a team now, like Batman and Robin, like chicken and a chicken container.

Are you a large child or a small adult?

Are you a large child or a small adult?

Regrets are for horseshoes and handbags.

Regrets are for horseshoes and handbags.

I'm the face of post racial America, deal with it Cate Blanchett.

I'm the face of post racial America, deal with it Cate Blanchett.

I'm not an expert at morality, but isn't that wrong?

I'm not an expert at morality, but isn't that wrong?

I've dated all the females on Flavor of Love.

I've dated all the females on Flavor of Love.

I want to hold a mirror up to society and then win world record for...

I want to hold a mirror up to society and then win world record for...

I can't read! I sign my name with an X! I once tried to make...

I can't read! I sign my name with an X! I once tried to make...

Tina Fey and I had an agreement that if Barack Obama won, I would speak...

Tina Fey and I had an agreement that if Barack Obama won, I would speak...

Why dont Catholics eat meat on Fridays? Ill tell you why: Its because the Pope...

Why dont Catholics eat meat on Fridays? Ill tell you why: Its because the Pope...

I don't need therapy, I'm just mentally ill.

I don't need therapy, I'm just mentally ill.