The Democrats are going to change the name of the Hoover Dam. That is the silliest thing I ever heard of in politics . . . Lord if they feel that way about it, I don't see why they don't…

Quote by Will Rogers

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When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both...

When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both...

Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if...

Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if...

The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if...

The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if...

In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in...

In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in...

We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap...

We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap...

So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town...

So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town...

Popularity is the easiest thing in the world to gain and it is the hardest...

Popularity is the easiest thing in the world to gain and it is the hardest...

People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.

People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.

Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.

Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.

When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds

When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds

The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has...

The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has...

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny...

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny...

I never lack material for my humor column when Congress is in session.

I never lack material for my humor column when Congress is in session.

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money

As bad as we sometimes think our government is run, it is the best run...

As bad as we sometimes think our government is run, it is the best run...

Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than...

Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than...

The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go...

The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go...

Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till...

Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till...

The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.

The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.