Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.

Quote by Will Rogers

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I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I...

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I...

An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.

An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has...

The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has...

The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.

The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.

Pain is such an uncomfortable feeling that even a tiny amount of it is enough...

Pain is such an uncomfortable feeling that even a tiny amount of it is enough...

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office

Youve got to go out on a limb sometimes, because thats where the fruit is.

Youve got to go out on a limb sometimes, because thats where the fruit is.

Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that...

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that...

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be...

You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be...

One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.

One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.

Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.

Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny...

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny...

The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except...

The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except...

When I was very young and the urge to be someplace was on me, I...

When I was very young and the urge to be someplace was on me, I...

In an age in which the media broadcast countless pieces of foolishness, the educated man...

In an age in which the media broadcast countless pieces of foolishness, the educated man...

I anticipate with pleasing expectations that retreat in which I promise myself to realize, without...

I anticipate with pleasing expectations that retreat in which I promise myself to realize, without...