Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.

Quote by Will Rogers

Topics: Crime Quotes, Law And Lawyers Quotes

You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new...

You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new...

Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.

Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.

So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town...

So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town...

So live that you would not mind selling your pet parrot to the town gossip

So live that you would not mind selling your pet parrot to the town gossip

Communism is like Prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work

Communism is like Prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work

And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em...

And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em...

Never miss a chance to shut up

Never miss a chance to shut up

You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be...

You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be...

Our investigations have always contributed more to our amusement than they have to knowledge

Our investigations have always contributed more to our amusement than they have to knowledge

Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any...

Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any...

We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.

We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.

I have always noticed that people will never laugh at anything that is not based...

I have always noticed that people will never laugh at anything that is not based...

Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works...

Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works...

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on...

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on...

In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in...

In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in...

Lord, let me live until I die.

Lord, let me live until I die.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

Nature abhors a vacuum but why do most people hasten to fill in the blanks...

Nature abhors a vacuum but why do most people hasten to fill in the blanks...

Today's gossip is tomorrow's headline.

Today's gossip is tomorrow's headline.

No one gossips about other people's secret virtues.

No one gossips about other people's secret virtues.