Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than the government we got for one-third the money twenty years ago.

Quote by Will Rogers

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You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.

The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for...

The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for...

In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in...

In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in...

Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.

Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.

I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him father.

I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him father.

Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans

Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans

I don't know what humor is. Anything that's funny -- tragedy or anything, it don't...

I don't know what humor is. Anything that's funny -- tragedy or anything, it don't...

I tell you, all politics is apple sauce.

I tell you, all politics is apple sauce.

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that...

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that...

If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these acceptance speeches there...

If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these acceptance speeches there...

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.

There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who...

There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who...

In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't...

In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't...

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on...

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on...

Diplomacy is the art of saying Nice doggie until you can find a rock.

Diplomacy is the art of saying Nice doggie until you can find a rock.

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to...

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to...

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

A wise government knows how to enforce with temper, or to conciliate with dignity, but...

A wise government knows how to enforce with temper, or to conciliate with dignity, but...

An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.