Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than the government we got for one-third the money twenty years ago.

Quote by Will Rogers

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I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give...

I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give...

I have always noticed that people will never laugh at anything that is not based...

I have always noticed that people will never laugh at anything that is not based...

The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.

The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit...

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit...

If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.

If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.

Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than...

Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than...

When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds

When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans

Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back...

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back...

Politics is applesauce.

Politics is applesauce.

On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only...

On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only...

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be...

You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be...

Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction.

Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction.

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

If you can build a business up big enough, it's respectable.

If you can build a business up big enough, it's respectable.

Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if...

Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if...

The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.

The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.

There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who...

There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who...