Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than the government we got for one-third the money twenty years ago.

Quote by Will Rogers

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As bad as we sometimes think our government is run, it is the best run...

As bad as we sometimes think our government is run, it is the best run...

Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.

Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.

The whole thing about the women is, they lust to be misunderstood.

The whole thing about the women is, they lust to be misunderstood.

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money.

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money.

What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.

What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has....

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has....

The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that...

The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that...

One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.

One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for...

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for...

For the American people are a very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness,...

For the American people are a very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness,...

Pain is such an uncomfortable feeling that even a tiny amount of it is enough...

Pain is such an uncomfortable feeling that even a tiny amount of it is enough...

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has...

The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has...

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I...

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I...

Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.

Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.

Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got...

Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got...

If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do...

If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do...

Pittsburgh isn't fancy, but it is real. It's a working town and money doesn't come...

Pittsburgh isn't fancy, but it is real. It's a working town and money doesn't come...

Don't tell me where your priorities are. Show me where you spend your money and...

Don't tell me where your priorities are. Show me where you spend your money and...