Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than the government we got for one-third the money twenty years ago.
Quote by Will Rogers
The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for...
I tell you, all politics is apple sauce.
Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.
You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new...
The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny...
What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.
Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans
On account of us being a democracy and run by the people, we are the...
The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.
If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year...
America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to...
Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association...
You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people
A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.
Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it......
Diplomacy is the art of saying Nice doggie until you can find a rock.