Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than the government we got for one-third the money twenty years ago.

Quote by Will Rogers

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There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season...

There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season...

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn...

So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn...

The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that...

The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that...

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has....

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has....

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...

Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it......

Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it......

Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet.

Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet.

An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.

An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.

If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is...

If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is...

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be...

You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be...

Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction.

Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction.

The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.

The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.

Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting...

Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting...

College is a refuge from hasty judgment.

College is a refuge from hasty judgment.

Don't do drugs kids. There's a time and place for everything. It's called college.

Don't do drugs kids. There's a time and place for everything. It's called college.

Looking at your textbooks and thinking, 'What a waste of a tree.'

Looking at your textbooks and thinking, 'What a waste of a tree.'

When it is obvious that the goals cannot be reached, don't adjust the goals, adjust...

When it is obvious that the goals cannot be reached, don't adjust the goals, adjust...