The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, How is the president?

Quote by Will Rogers

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It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.

It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi...

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi...

America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to...

America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to...

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

I never lack material for my humor column when Congress is in session.

I never lack material for my humor column when Congress is in session.

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on...

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on...

You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.

You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that...

It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that...

Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than...

Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than...

A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.

A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds

When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds

Live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.

Live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

Political elections are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste

Political elections are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste

The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.

The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.

An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.

An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit...

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit...