The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, How is the president?

Quote by Will Rogers

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Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.

Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing....

If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing....

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and...

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and...

Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it......

Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it......

America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can...

America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can...

Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a...

Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a...

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has....

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has....

The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.

The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.

If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do...

If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do...

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to...

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to...

Now if there is one thing that we do worse than any other nation, it...

Now if there is one thing that we do worse than any other nation, it...

I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give...

I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give...

Communism is like Prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work

Communism is like Prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work

I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to...

I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to...

Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet.

Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet.

Lord, let me live until I die.

Lord, let me live until I die.

The chains of love are never binding as when the links are made of gold.

The chains of love are never binding as when the links are made of gold.

Holiness, Faith and Religion can never be institutionalized because they are the individual property of...

Holiness, Faith and Religion can never be institutionalized because they are the individual property of...

I have felt it and lived it and now it leaves me here, love is...

I have felt it and lived it and now it leaves me here, love is...