The Democrats are going to change the name of the Hoover Dam. That is the silliest thing I ever heard of in politics . . . Lord if they feel that way about it, I don't see why they don't…

Quote by Will Rogers

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So live that you would not mind selling your pet parrot to the town gossip

So live that you would not mind selling your pet parrot to the town gossip

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit...

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit...

I tell you, all politics is apple sauce.

I tell you, all politics is apple sauce.

About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with...

About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with...

There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season...

There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season...

So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town...

So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town...

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for...

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for...

If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.

If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.

The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for...

The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for...

Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.

Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them...

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them...

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I...

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I...

The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they...

The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they...

Politicians can do more funny things naturally than I can think of to do purposely

Politicians can do more funny things naturally than I can think of to do purposely

You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be...

You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be...

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.

Pain is such an uncomfortable feeling that even a tiny amount of it is enough...

Pain is such an uncomfortable feeling that even a tiny amount of it is enough...

Why love if losing hurts so much? I have no answers anymore; only the life...

Why love if losing hurts so much? I have no answers anymore; only the life...

They can't hurt you unless you let them.

They can't hurt you unless you let them.