The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.

Quote by Will Rogers

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There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season...

There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season...

Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it......

Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it......

So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the familiy parrotto the town gossip.

So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the familiy parrotto the town gossip.

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.

The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has...

The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has...

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and...

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and...

We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap...

We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap...

And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em...

And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em...

As bad as we sometimes think our government is run, it is the best run...

As bad as we sometimes think our government is run, it is the best run...

You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new...

You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new...

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I...

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I...

Diplomacy is the art of saying Nice doggie until you can find a rock.

Diplomacy is the art of saying Nice doggie until you can find a rock.

Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.

Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.

We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.

We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.

There have been three great inventions since the beginning of time: fire, the wheel, and...

There have been three great inventions since the beginning of time: fire, the wheel, and...

An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.

An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.

Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.

Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.

Asking Europe to disarm is like asking a man in Chicago to give up his...

Asking Europe to disarm is like asking a man in Chicago to give up his...

In most places in the country, voting is looked upon as a right and a...

In most places in the country, voting is looked upon as a right and a...

Chicago is an October sort of city even in spring.

Chicago is an October sort of city even in spring.