The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.

Quote by Will Rogers

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Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot...

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot...

If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing....

If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing....

Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.

Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.

Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if...

Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if...

When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both...

When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both...

Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got...

Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got...

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for...

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for...

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.

So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the familiy parrotto the town gossip.

So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the familiy parrotto the town gossip.

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that...

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that...

A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.

A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.

The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has...

The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has...

Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than...

Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than...

In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't...

In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't...

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us...

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us...

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money

A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the...

A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the...

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.

An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.

An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.