The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.
Quote by Will Rogers
Will Rogers Quotes
Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction.
America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can...
Now if there is one thing that we do worse than any other nation, it...
If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny...
Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot...
It's a fine motion picture up to the point where God finishes and the script...
We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.
What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
Money, horse racing and women, three things the boys just can't figure out.
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who...
I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money.
Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other,...
Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got...
The United States never lost a war or won a conference.
Diplomacy is the art of saying Nice doggie until you can find a rock.
Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than...
I have ways of making money that you know nothing of.
If I can't play for big money, I play for a little money. And if...