Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if you just sit there.

Quote by Will Rogers

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Politicians can do more funny things naturally than I can think of to do purposely

Politicians can do more funny things naturally than I can think of to do purposely

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.

Politics is applesauce.

Politics is applesauce.

And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em...

And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em...

Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.

Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.

Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till...

Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till...

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be...

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be...

The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go...

The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go...

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for...

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for...

It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that...

It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that...

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the...

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the...

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has....

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has....

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people

Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.

Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.

A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.

A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.

Lord, let me live until I die.

Lord, let me live until I die.

Love is fun but, it is not going to pay the bills.

Love is fun but, it is not going to pay the bills.

It is of practical value to learn to like yourself. Since you must spend so...

It is of practical value to learn to like yourself. Since you must spend so...

Every heart sings a song, incomplete, until another heart whispers back. Those who wish to...

Every heart sings a song, incomplete, until another heart whispers back. Those who wish to...