So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the familiy parrotto the town gossip.

Quote by Will Rogers

Topics: Gossip Quotes

A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association...

A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association...

There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who...

There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who...

We know lots of things we didn't use to know but we don't know any...

We know lots of things we didn't use to know but we don't know any...

Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it.

Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it.

America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to...

America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to...

You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.

You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.

When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out...

When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out...

Lord, let me live until I die.

Lord, let me live until I die.

So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn...

So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn...

Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.

Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.

As bad as we sometimes think our government is run, it is the best run...

As bad as we sometimes think our government is run, it is the best run...

An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make...

An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make...

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting...

Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting...

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him father.

I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him father.

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny...

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny...

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

Without wood a fire goes out; without gossip a quarrel dies down

Without wood a fire goes out; without gossip a quarrel dies down

Today's gossip is tomorrow's headline.

Today's gossip is tomorrow's headline.