America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few.
Quote by Will Rogers
America And Americans Quotes
The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has....
Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make...
Things ain't what they used to be and never were.
One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.
The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only...
I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out...
A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the...
Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches
Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.
For the American people are a very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness,...
One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.
The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.
Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it......
Asking Europe to disarm is like asking a man in Chicago to give up his...
Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.
I never lack material for my humor column when Congress is in session.
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays...
You are not broken and you do not need to be fixed.