A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.

Quote by Will Rogers

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Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got...

Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got...

The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.

The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.

So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town...

So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town...

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and...

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and...

Things ain't what they used to be and never were.

Things ain't what they used to be and never were.

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.

It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.

Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till...

Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till...

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to...

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to...

Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than...

Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than...

If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these acceptance speeches there...

If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these acceptance speeches there...

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

Political elections are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste

Political elections are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

Old Hollywood is just like a desert water in Africa. Hang around long enough and...

Old Hollywood is just like a desert water in Africa. Hang around long enough and...

Asking Europe to disarm is like asking a man in Chicago to give up his...

Asking Europe to disarm is like asking a man in Chicago to give up his...

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the...

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the...

When your ex asks if you can still be friends right after a break up,...

When your ex asks if you can still be friends right after a break up,...

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas...

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas...