There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

Quote by Will Rogers

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I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I...

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I...

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for...

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for...

This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know...

This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know...

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places...

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places...

So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town...

So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town...

We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.

We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to...

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to...

I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him father.

I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him father.

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back...

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back...

When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.

When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.

We know lots of things we didn't use to know but we don't know any...

We know lots of things we didn't use to know but we don't know any...

Money, horse racing and women, three things the boys just can't figure out.

Money, horse racing and women, three things the boys just can't figure out.

Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.

Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.

Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans

Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans

A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.

A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.

We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud...

We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud...

The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.

The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.

Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.

Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.

The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.

The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.