There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

Quote by Will Rogers

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Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.

Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for...

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for...

So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the familiy parrotto the town gossip.

So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the familiy parrotto the town gossip.

Never let yesterday use up too much of today.

Never let yesterday use up too much of today.

Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got...

Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got...

One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.

One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to...

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to...

Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.

Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.

As bad as we sometimes think our government is run, it is the best run...

As bad as we sometimes think our government is run, it is the best run...

We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of...

We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of...

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when...

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when...

The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go...

The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go...

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

Now if there is one thing that we do worse than any other nation, it...

Now if there is one thing that we do worse than any other nation, it...

There have been three great inventions since the beginning of time: fire, the wheel, and...

There have been three great inventions since the beginning of time: fire, the wheel, and...

America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can...

America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can...

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches

Money, horse racing and women, three things the boys just can't figure out.

Money, horse racing and women, three things the boys just can't figure out.

Give me control of a nation's money and I care not who makes her laws

Give me control of a nation's money and I care not who makes her laws

The darkest day in a man's career is that wherein he fancies there is some...

The darkest day in a man's career is that wherein he fancies there is some...