There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

Quote by Will Rogers

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It's a fine motion picture up to the point where God finishes and the script...

It's a fine motion picture up to the point where God finishes and the script...

We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.

We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.

Lord, let me live until I die.

Lord, let me live until I die.

Alexander Hamilton originated the put and take system in our national treasury: the taxpayers put...

Alexander Hamilton originated the put and take system in our national treasury: the taxpayers put...

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds

When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds

One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.

One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.

Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.

Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.

The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that...

The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that...

Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction.

Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction.

A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.

A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.

About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with...

About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with...

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money.

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money.

In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't...

In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't...

The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.

The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.

Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.

Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we...

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we...

Its hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when...

Its hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when...

Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.

Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.

All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make the better.

All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make the better.