There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

Quote by Will Rogers

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Pain is such an uncomfortable feeling that even a tiny amount of it is enough...

Pain is such an uncomfortable feeling that even a tiny amount of it is enough...

My own mother died when I was 10 years old. My folks have told me...

My own mother died when I was 10 years old. My folks have told me...

All I know is what I read in the papers

All I know is what I read in the papers

Political elections are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste

Political elections are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste

A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the...

A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the...

You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be...

You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be...

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on...

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on...

In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't...

In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't...

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year...

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year...

As bad as we sometimes think our government is run, it is the best run...

As bad as we sometimes think our government is run, it is the best run...

An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.

An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to...

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to...

Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it......

Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it......

Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if...

Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if...

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money.

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money.

Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans

Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans

The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.

The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.

We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud...

We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud...

People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.

People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.