There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

Quote by Will Rogers

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Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting...

Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting...

When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds

When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for...

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for...

If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is...

If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is...

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.

A conservative is a man who has plenty of money and don't see any reason...

A conservative is a man who has plenty of money and don't see any reason...

If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing....

If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing....

I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give...

I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give...

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.

If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year...

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year...

There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season...

There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season...

Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.

Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us...

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us...

The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.

The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.

Money, horse racing and women, three things the boys just can't figure out.

Money, horse racing and women, three things the boys just can't figure out.

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.

It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that...

It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that...

Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a...

Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a...