An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.

Quote by Will Rogers

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In a real estate man's eye, the most expensive part of the city is where...

In a real estate man's eye, the most expensive part of the city is where...

Political elections are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste

Political elections are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste

Alexander Hamilton originated the put and take system in our national treasury: the taxpayers put...

Alexander Hamilton originated the put and take system in our national treasury: the taxpayers put...

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to...

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to...

The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is...

The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is...

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the...

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the...

An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.

An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.

On account of us being a democracy and run by the people, we are the...

On account of us being a democracy and run by the people, we are the...

The United States never lost a war or won a conference.

The United States never lost a war or won a conference.

Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.

Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I...

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I...

Lord, let me live until I die.

Lord, let me live until I die.

We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of...

We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of...

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money.

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money.

Many only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with...

Many only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with...

Youve got to go out on a limb sometimes, because thats where the fruit is.

Youve got to go out on a limb sometimes, because thats where the fruit is.

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi...

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi...

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and...

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and...

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot...

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot...

I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him father.

I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him father.