An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.

Quote by Will Rogers

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Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

There comes Coolidge and does nothing and retires a hero, not only because he hadn't...

There comes Coolidge and does nothing and retires a hero, not only because he hadn't...

Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.

Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.

So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the familiy parrotto the town gossip.

So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the familiy parrotto the town gossip.

Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.

Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.

Things ain't what they used to be and never were.

Things ain't what they used to be and never were.

America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to...

America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to...

If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is...

If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is...

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them...

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them...

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office

People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.

People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.

The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.

The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.

Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if...

Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if...

Communism is like Prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work

Communism is like Prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work

Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it......

Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it......

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to...

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to...

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when...

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when...

Everything government touches turns to crap.

Everything government touches turns to crap.

It was the government that should have been told to refrain from its inhuman policy...

It was the government that should have been told to refrain from its inhuman policy...