Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.

Quote by Bill Watterson

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Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.

Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.

Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems.

Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems.

I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations.

I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations.

Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why...

Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why...

Why isn't my life like a situation comedy? Why don't I have a bunch of...

Why isn't my life like a situation comedy? Why don't I have a bunch of...

The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take this milk. Why do...

The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take this milk. Why do...

Reading those turgid philosophers here in these remote stone buildings may not get you a...

Reading those turgid philosophers here in these remote stone buildings may not get you a...

Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.

Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.

The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.

The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.

I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad...

I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad...

There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.

There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.

It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves.

It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves.

We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.

We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.

You should stick with what you enjoy, what you find funny -- that's the humor...

You should stick with what you enjoy, what you find funny -- that's the humor...

I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?

I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?

Reality continues to ruin my life.

Reality continues to ruin my life.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Mothers are the necessity of invention.

Mothers are the necessity of invention.

Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.

Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.

Heck, what's a little extortion among friends?

Heck, what's a little extortion among friends?