My campaign is a disaster, Moe. I hate the public so much. If only they'd elect me, I'd make them pay.

Quote by Homer Simpson

Topics: Homer Simpson Quotes

Are we insane yet? Are we insane yet? How many times do I have to...

Are we insane yet? Are we insane yet? How many times do I have to...

I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night.

I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night.

You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have...

You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have...

Operator, give me the number for 911!

Operator, give me the number for 911!

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!

I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me superman.

I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me superman.

I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless,...

I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless,...

I am not going to lie to you, Marge... ... ... Well, good bye.

I am not going to lie to you, Marge... ... ... Well, good bye.

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Sometimes you have to break the rules to free the heart.

Sometimes you have to break the rules to free the heart.

To alcohol! The cause of, and solution too, all of lifes problems.

To alcohol! The cause of, and solution too, all of lifes problems.

Oh look at me !!! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man from happy...

Oh look at me !!! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man from happy...

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Lisa, remember me as I am - filled with murderous rage.

Lisa, remember me as I am - filled with murderous rage.

Trying is the first step to failure

Trying is the first step to failure

Remember to rebel against the authorities, kids!

Remember to rebel against the authorities, kids!

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kid's with fake...

No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kid's with fake...

Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike: you just go in every...

Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike: you just go in every...