This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit.

Quote by Homer Simpson

Topics: Homer Simpson Quotes

They took the foam off the market because they found out it was poisonous, but...

They took the foam off the market because they found out it was poisonous, but...

I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night.

I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night.

Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems

Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it....

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it....

Mmm... Organized Crime

Mmm... Organized Crime

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow....

People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow....

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Don't worry honey, daddy will fix that broken animal.

Don't worry honey, daddy will fix that broken animal.

Lisa, remember me as I am - filled with murderous rage.

Lisa, remember me as I am - filled with murderous rage.

Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike: you just go in every...

Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike: you just go in every...

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.

I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me superman.

I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me superman.

Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is like another nail.

Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is like another nail.

Are we insane yet? Are we insane yet? How many times do I have to...

Are we insane yet? Are we insane yet? How many times do I have to...

No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kid's with fake...

No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kid's with fake...

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why...

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why...