People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow. Well, goodnight.

Quote by Homer Simpson

Topics: Homer Simpson Quotes

Mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.

Mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.

They took the foam off the market because they found out it was poisonous, but...

They took the foam off the market because they found out it was poisonous, but...

Sometimes you have to break the rules to free the heart.

Sometimes you have to break the rules to free the heart.

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what...

Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what...

No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kid's with fake...

No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kid's with fake...

Don't worry honey, daddy will fix that broken animal.

Don't worry honey, daddy will fix that broken animal.

I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me superman.

I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me superman.

My campaign is a disaster, Moe. I hate the public so much. If only they'd...

My campaign is a disaster, Moe. I hate the public so much. If only they'd...

I don't mind being called a liar when I am lying, when I am about...

I don't mind being called a liar when I am lying, when I am about...

Oh yeah drugs, ya gotta have drugs.

Oh yeah drugs, ya gotta have drugs.

This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit.

This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit.

Operator, give me the number for 911!

Operator, give me the number for 911!

To alcohol! The cause of, and solution too, all of lifes problems.

To alcohol! The cause of, and solution too, all of lifes problems.

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it....

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it....

Lisa, remember me as I am - filled with murderous rage.

Lisa, remember me as I am - filled with murderous rage.

This is a place for learning, not a house of... hearing about things.

This is a place for learning, not a house of... hearing about things.

Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen...

Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen...